This is a small humorous one-shot fanfic.

Main Characters- Ron and Harry

Pairings- None

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"Are Ты sure, Ron?" asked Harry, nervously.

"Of Course! I am. Don't worry Harry, I'm with you" replied Ron with a grin on his face.

"Why isn't it helping?" muttered Harry.

"Oh! come on! Ты are being ridiculous Harry" replied Ron shaking his head in annoyance.

"Ridiculous? What if she finds out? Aren't Ты afraid of her?" asked Harry already knowing the answer as well as Ron's going-to-be-reply.

"No" came the simple response.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"Harry, we know her since we were 11. For 16 freaking years!" exclaimed Ron.

"Does it change anything?"

"Well, not exactly..." replied Ron, who himself was looking nervous now.

"I think I should head home" сказал(-а) Harry trying to get out of there as soon as possible.

"No! We've come here on a mission and we'll complete it."

Harry sighed in defeat and took out his invisibility плащ and a old piece of parchment.

"Do Ты think it can cover both of us?" asked Ron, eying the cloak.

"Yes! It can stretch itself" replied Harry covering himself with cloak.

Ron followed suit.

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."

Suddenly the parchment was an exact map of Hogwarts.

"Guess, we should go from here" сказал(-а) Harry pointing at a secret pass way which was free.

"Yeah"

Both of them started walking in peace. Only sound coming was from the fire.

"Ron! Our legs might be visible"

"I think Ты told me that the плащ can stretch itself."

"This плащ is for humans, not for a giant like you." replied Harry.

"What? I'm not a giant. I'm only 6'4"."

"Really? Hagrid is the only person who can talk to Ты looking down at your face."

"That's not true. Kingsley is taller than me."

Harry rolled his eyes again causing Ron to hit him on head.

"We're here."

"Good. Now Поиск for the book."

Both came out of cloak.

"LUMOS".

Two wands lit up.

"It's there" сказал(-а) Harry pointing towards a huge book kept on the вверх of a cupboard.

Harry started looking around as if searching for something.

"What are Ты looking for?" asked Ron impatiently.

"Chair"

"Why?"

"Heh! Even Ты can't reach that book, Ron!" сказал(-а) Harry as a matter-of-fact.

Ron stared Harry with an annoyed expression on his face.

"Ever heard of Summoning Charm!"

Harry was Холодное сердце for a секунда wondering how he forgot such an obvious thing. Then again if there is a possibility of her catching Ты breaking in Hogwarts at this time, then Ты can forget your name too.

"ACCIO" muttered Harry pointing his wand at the huge book which slowly leviated to him. He caught it expertly.

He didn't bother Чтение the title.

"Ron come here."

Ron was by Harry's side in an instant.

After turning several pages, Harry come to a page with title-

"MAGICAL CHILDREN BORN IN 2006"

He quicly opened "P" section and found the name he was searching for instantly.

In golden ink was written

"Potter, Albus S."

"YES" shouted Harry with a wide grin plastered on his face.

Ron quickly turned the page to "W" section.

Harry, not being as absorbed in book as Ron was heard footsteps coming towards the room.

Ron also found what he was looking for. In golden ink, there was written

"Weasley, Rose H."

"YES" shouted Ron at least twice as loud as Harry.

But Harry's eyes were fixed on the map and his face was paler than usual.

He looked at Ron.

"It's her"

Before Ron could say a thing, the door opened. Ron dropped the book which fell on the ground with a loud THUD.

Standing before them, with a lit wand in her hand was Minerva McGonaggal.

Ron was as pale as Harry, if not more.

"Ah! Why am I not surprised by seeing Ты two here?" asked McGonnagal, her gaze following both as well as the book on the ground.

"Err.. We can...um..explain-" started Harry, only to be interrupted by Ron.

"Tomorrow" finished Ron and started leaving the room, Harry behind him.

For a second, Ron thought he saw a smile tugging at his former professor's lips.

Nah! I must be imagining things.

Both of them sighed in relief as soon as they were out of grounds and started laughing.

The book was still on the ground. Air swept pass the room, causing some pages to turn back to the "D" section.

On the bottom of the page, there was a name written in golden ink-

"Dursley, Ashley L."