Ways to piss off Hermonie!
1. Say that the smarter Ты are, the quicker Ты die.

2. Tie her to a chair and tell her she can't get up until she finds the last number in pi. (3.14...................)

3.Lock her in a room that has a gun with one bullet and repetitively plays Hillary Duff soundtracks

4. Force her to read a German dictionary and write a 10 page book Сообщить on it.

5. Throw water balloons at her and tell her Ты wanted to know if she would melt.

6. Stick her in the Jar with Rita Skeeter.

7. Force her to sing, "The Real Slim Shady."

8. Follow her to the библиотека and everytime she opens a book, throw a house elf across the room, to distract her, so she fails her exams.

9. Dig up Dobby's mangled corpse and follow her around Hogwarts with it.

10. Tell her that Ron wants to name their daughter Lavender Sybil Weasley

11. Send her a note saying 'Hermione, I'm your REAL mama! We have to start bonding!' sign it from Bellatrix Lestrange.

12. Send her a note saying 'I'm looking вперед to meeting Ты in the after-life, Miss Granger," signed from Severus Snape.

13.Pay Harry to whine "But I'm the Chosen One, 'Mione!" every time she finishes a sentence.

14. Make sure the Slytherins follow her around all день and ask her questions.

15. Turn her into a cat and tell her Draco Malfoy did it.

16. Summon a hotdog from a nearby village then look stunned by her gasp of horror. "What? I was hungry!"

17. Say sorry to her at least twenty times a day. When asked why, tell her that Ты украл, палантин Ron's heart.

18. Tell her that Harry and Ron don't wish to be her friend anymore.

19. Phone her from an area near Hogwarts then tell her that Ты are in Hogwarts. "Hah! Ты can use phones in Hogwarts!"

20. Call her a know-it-all at least twice every ten минуты then point to the person Далее to Ты if she looks at you.