50 ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter:
50. People say that Ты have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, Ты know Ты have never read или seen too much Harry Potter.
48. Ты own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. Ты own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written by J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your Избранное Книги and Фильмы is Harry Potter.
45. Ты compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. Ты quote the novels…all the time.
43. Ты not only quote the novels, Ты allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before Ты do, they make sure to
call или email Ты because they know what a Фан Ты are.
41. People buy (or take Болталка pictures) Болталка and unusual Harry Potter things for Ты because they know Ты are a diehard Фан and will appreciate it.
40. Ты want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. Ты want a щенок to name so Ты can name him Padfoot.
38. Ты learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. Ты find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. Ты are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. Ты really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. Ты cannot go to England without going to оксфордский, oxford, оксфорд so Ты can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. Ты want to visit King’s пересекать, крест too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. Ты can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. Ты say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. Ты have referred to those less than Ты as ‘Muggles.’
28. Ты really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. Ты would Любовь some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured желе Beans made by желе Belly just because Ты wanted to feel еще like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
трава and earwax.
25. Ты celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. Ты want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. Ты know which Hogwart’s House Ты would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes Ты are proud of which one Ты subscribe you.
21. Ты call the teachers/professors Ты do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. Ты mentally connect nearly everyone Ты meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. Ты take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes Ты Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not Любовь her if Ты did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without Ты smiling, laughing, или start day-dreaming.
16. Your Избранное number is 394.
15. Ты cry whenever Ты hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. Ты read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. Ты were very happy when the оксфордский, oxford, оксфорд English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter или Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your Друзья come to Ты with any Harry Potter Вопросы because they know Ты will know for sure.
9. Ты really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played by Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. Ты saw what happened to Фред Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and Ты considered Письмо a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. Ты wish someone could Любовь Ты the way Severus loved Lily.
A. Ты also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
Ты want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your сердце but Ты don’t.
6. A little piece of Ты died with Severus.
A. Actually, Ты cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school Ты mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. Ты waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and Ты are still waiting
3. Ты had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. Ты think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. Ты have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. Ты know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books