1. Offer him арахис масло, сливочное масло помадка, выдумка that Ты cooked yourself, and tell him that Ты named it Cornelius помадка, выдумка because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that лайм, известь green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really еще of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, еще flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to Присоединиться a conga line with Ты and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much еще of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.

7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.

8. Try to get him to Присоединиться S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"

9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.

10. Give his котелок hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that Ты were just trying to Показать your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, щенок eyes.