Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him Ты are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his Любовь for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as Ты can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all...
continue reading...