Bellatrix: Glossy curls? The only curls. You're worth it. *AVADA KEDAVRA on a girl with dry curls.*

just for the irony of it. He'd be like, "I used to have the most repulsive hair in all the land but now thanks to Dinglebard's magical new formula, I have the hair of Prince Charming. Don't be as stupid as a troll and transfigure your hair today!" xD

"Because I'M worth it"

Or Lucius.

But come on, Bellatrix's hair is fabulous. *flips hair*

Volemort has no hair!

Lucius: For sleek, long hair. Strengthens your hair to give you a "sophisticated" look.

He would be the "before" model, naturally.

he's Mr. Hair ....because he's worth it, mudblood!

Lol how funny would that be