"when everything's made to be broken" // harry potter [DH]

Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for Ты after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw Ты leave with Harry!Where did Ты all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did Ты do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy Ты three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no еще people...

Chapter 7: First день of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well еще like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much еще
important! Ты really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...

Look at how Популярное Harry Potter used to be millions of Фаны all over. How many of Ты are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the Книги now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, или 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few еще Фаны because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 Фаны all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can Ты put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now Фильмы Ты get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....

The seventh (and penultimate) film is сказал(-а) to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they Поиск for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...

How many times Ты answered yes..

The Books

1. Have Ты read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have Ты read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have Ты read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have Ты read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have Ты read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have Ты read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have Ты read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have Ты read all the Книги еще than once?

9. Have Ты read all the Книги еще than four times?

10. Do Ты own еще than one copy of the books?...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter или A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man by man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter Книги have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The Татуировки on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy или Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if Ты are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a Переместить on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that Ты understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny Ты think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any Болталка boy или girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat еще than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

I´m really really sorry for this one beeing so long. I´m sorry!! I just felt that i shouldn´t dived it!! this is one of my fav parts!
Hope Ты like it and please leave comments.



I felt scared, i wasn´t sure of what happened, if it was true или not. The Augurey´s scream remained in my head… it never had this effect on me, it was so strong that I really felt like I was falling into the darkness, dying, as if I were sleep forever.
I went to the Owls Tower, my Избранное place in Hogwarts. My owl, Maugrim, wasn´t there as always, I never understood why he´s different from the other owls, during...