Gasp! Freak out. Think to myself: What the hell is he doing in here?! (trying to avoid answering it myself.) He won't be here without a sinister plan of some sort. Gotta save my self. Make a made-up excuse like having to go to the toilet. From there, make a sneaky escape. Go to someone who might help me, like America или Germany. Try to avoid seeing and being seen by Russia ever again или as much as possible.
It depends if it was Аниме Russia или realistic Russia. Аниме Russia: Me: ..... I'm halucinating.... again... Realistic Russia: Me: ..... stares..... dials 911
Lol~! I'd put on awesome shudder glasses, act as cool as I could and casually but awesomely say "Wussup mah homie" as I secretly reach for my dangerous but awesome revolver. Then Russia would reply with a "Oh. I'm doin-" then I'd epically but awesomely interrupt him and yell "Shut up! I demand why your invading my awesome room, Ты bloody wanker! Now bugger off, Ты git!" Then I would use my awesomeness to hover away and I'd flag my ears to help me fly better. sorry, I was REALLY bored xDDDD Sorry I was REALLY bored xD
I'd stare at him for a moment then turn the light off, shut the door turn around and walk away, thinking "I must be watching too much Hetalia... I'm starting to hallucinate..."
I...erm...hello Russia, y-you probably came because of my 'I'll become one with mother Russia' post...erm soooo yeah..is there like a ritual we're supposed to do или something similarly creepy because I-I'm not really c-comfortable with that...we could stay here and laugh at America or-or-or...I..I..I have sunflowers!
Then I'd faint или something equally as embarassing, because everyone knows Ты just don't say no to Russia.
I'd scream and hit him with something heavy like a speaker. After he's gained consciousness again I'd ask how he got into my house without making my dog bark her head off at him and without making any noise. Then I'd hit him again and kick him out of my house.
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I do really like Russia but that doesn't change the fact that he intruded into my house and made himself at Главная