HOLY CRAP!! Ты are America's assistant hero!! AND AMERICA HAS JUST BEEN KIDNAPPED!! What do Ты do????!!!!! AUGGHHH!!!!! :o

I... I... I.... ........I HAVE NO IDEA~!!!! -runs around in circles- aghoaiwehgoiahg!! -foams at the mouth and falls over-

.... I would be freaking out too much to think straight. -chuckles-

1. Figure out who his kidnappers were.
2. Where the location is.
3. Write all their names in the Death Note.
4. Drive to the scene and rescue him.
5. Lecture him on his fail.

The Death Note. Making things easier, every time.

I would...
PANIC!

Er....

CHINA, I CHOOSE YOU! //shot

I'm еще of a person with logic and I would say that while it can be possible for him to be kidnapped I highly doubt it considering he is really strong. And I don't think I would be his assistant...

Sit back and wait, they can't hold him in for long. He's like Shizuo Heiwajima, strenght like an elephant.

*sighs* I knew this день would come but I didn't expect it so soon *someone knock at the door* Huh? *grabs doorknob* Who is- *is runed over by England who broke down the door*

England: America has been kidnapped, we have to save him. I brought some help along the way *points at small crowd behind him*
Me: GET THE F*** OFF!!! *pushes England off her* I'm not helping. He might have gotten kidnapped, but he will find a way. Have fate in him. But if Ты need еще help *hands England a small piece of paper* call this link. And with that, I'm off *super speeds out of her house*
England: *looks ar the piece of paper, confused* Who is he?

At a nearby hill.................

Me: *lying down on the grass* *sighs* I can never get a break with those 2
??????: Then who is helping them?
Me: I gave them a number of this one guy which I know. He has the same abilities as me so everything will be as planed *smirks* That is if he wants to Присоединиться them
????????: *sighs* How troublesome
Me: Everything is troublesome for you, Shikamaru. Why didn't Ты try help them
Shikamaru: Why didn't Ты help them
Me: .................... do Ты always have to be such a smart ass
Shikamaru: *smirks knowing he got his own way*

The rest of the день is spent watching clouds with an ocassional though of the others which would disappear just as quickly as it appeared