Italy: Эй, WELCOME BACK Болталка READER!!! TODAY IS
THE день WHEN Ты WILL FAIL!!! ROMANO!
Romano: YES Болталка READER AND SINCE YOU'RE GOING
FAIL MISERABLY HERE IS A QUOTE!!! SPAIN!!!!!!
Spain: YES THANK Ты ROMANO!!! HERE IS THE QUOTE
Болталка READER!!!! WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: LOOK PATHETIC!!!
ROMANO: YAY!!!!!!!!
Italy: OW! THAT'S MY EAR!!!
Romano: *pissed off face*
Spain: ROMANO...DON'T Ты DARE THINK ABOUT-
Romano: *pulls Italy's curl with all his might*
Italy: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! SPAIN!!! ROMANO IS WORKING
ME TO HARD!!!!
Spain: ERR...ROMANO STOP BEFORE I PULL YOUR CURL!!
Romano: MAKE ME!!! *pulls Italy's curl harder*
Italy: AAAAAAHHH!!!! еще DOUISU!!! MORE!!!
Spain: ROMANO!!! STOP!!!
Romano: *pulls Italy's curl even harder* I'M
ROMANO NOT GERMANY!!!! NOT THAT WURST EATER!!!
THE помидор EATER!!! OKAY ITALY!!! I'M YOUR BRUTHER
Italy: I GET IT!!!
Spain: I WARNED YOU!!! *pulls Romano's curl*
Romano: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Ты SICK BASTARD!!! *pulls
Italy's curl*
Italy: AAAHHHH!!! *rubs England's eye brows*
England: AAAAHHH!!! *pulls Greece's hair*
Greece: AAAAAAHHHH!!! *pulls Turkey's hair*
Turkey: AAAAHHHH!!! *pulls Canada's hair*
Canada: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *pulls America's hair*
America: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls Norway's curl*
Norway: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! *pulls Seychelles's ponytails*
Seychelles: WTF!!! OW STOP PULLING MY PONYTAILS!!!
THAT HURTS!!! *pulls Japan's hair*
Japan: OW!!! RET GO!!! *pulls China's ponytail*
China: AIYAH!!! THAT HURTS!!! LET GO JAPAN!!! *pulls Russia's scarf*
Russia: HEY!!! WTF!? ARE Ты TRYING TO STRANGLE ME!? *pulls France's hair*
France: OW!!! Эй, THAT'S MY HAIR YOU'RE TOUCHING
THERE!!! *pulls Germany's hair"*
Germany: Эй, THAT HURTS!!! *pulls Austria's mariazell*
Austria: OW!!! WTF ARE Ты DOING!? *pulls Prussia's hair*
Prussia: HEY!!! STOP PULLING MY AWESOME HAIR!!!! *pulls Spain's hair*
Spain: AAAAAHHHH!!! OW!!! LET GO!!! *pulls Romano's curl*
Everyone: *hair pulling goes in a ten минута loop*
Japan: HOG TIE A WEASEL!!!
China: STOP PULLING MY HAIR AND MAYBE I WILL!!!
Everyone but Romano: STOP PULLING ITALY'S CURL!!!!
Romano: AS LONG AS SPAIN STOPS PULLING MY CURL!!!
Everyone but Spain and Romano: STOP PULLING
ROMANO'S CURL!!!!
Spain: OKAY I'LL STOP GOSH *lets go of Romano's
curl*
Everyone: *stops doing whatever they were doing to
the person in front of them* GREAT! NOW MY HEAD HURTS!!!
Japan: NOW WILL Ты GO HOG TIE A WEASEL!!!
China: SURE!!! *gets a rope and hog ties a weasel
after fighting it then gives it to Japan*
Japan: THANK YOU!!!
China: YOUR WELCOME!!!!
Япония and China: *walk off*
Russia: WHO WANTS TO SING?
Lithuania: ME!!!!
England: ME!!!!
Russia:...WHO WANTS TO DANCE!!!!
Poland: ME!!!!
Japan: ME!!!
China: ME!!!!
Russia: LET'S GO!!!
England: PEACE UP! A-TOWN DOWN!!! YEAH! OK! LITHUANIA!! LET'S GO!!!
Lithuania: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEEAAHH!!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEEAAHH!!!IN THE
CLUB WITH MY HOMIES!!! TRYING TO GET A LITTLE VI
KEEP IT DOWN ON THE LOW KEY! CUZ Ты KNOW HOW IT
IS!
England: HEY!
Lithuania: I SAW POLAND HE WAS CHEKIN UP ON ME! FROM THE GAME HE WAS SPITTIN IN MY EAR Ты WOULD THINK THAT HE KNEW ME! SO I DECIED TO CHIIIIL...
England: OKAY!
Lithuania: CONVERSATION GOT HEAVYYY!!! HE HAD ME
FEELIN LIKE HE'S READY TO BLOW!
England: WATCH OUT!!!
Lithuania: OHHH!
England: WATCH OUT!!!
Lithuania: HE WAS SAYING COME GET ME! SO I GOT UP
AND FOLLOWED HIM TO THE FLOOR! HE сказал(-а) BABY LET'S
GO! WHEN I TOLD HIM I SAID...
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: POLAND GOT DOWN LOW AND сказал(-а) COME GET ME!
England:YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania:I GOT SO CAUGHT UP I FORGOT HE TOLD ME!!!
England:YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: HIM AND MY GIRL USED TO BE THE BEST OF
HOMIES!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania:NEXT THING I KNEW HE WAS ALL UP ON ME SCREAMIN'
England and Lithuania: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEEAAHH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEEAAHH!!!
Lithuania: *singing while Poland is grinding hips
with him* SO HE'S ALL UP IN MY HEAD NOW! GOT ME
THINKING THAT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE HIM
WITH ME! CUZ HE READY TO LEAVE
England: LET'S GO!!!
Lithuania: BUT I GOTTA KEEP IT REAL NOW! CUZ ON A
1 TO 10 HE'S A CERTIFIED 20! BUT THAT JUST AIN'T
ME!
England: HEY!!!
Lithuania: CUZ I DON'T KNOW! IF I TAKE THAT CHANCE
JUST WHERE IT'S GONNA LEAD! BUT WHAT I DO KNOW! IS
THE WAY HE DANCES MAKES POLAND ALRIGHT FOR ME!!!
THE WAY HE GET LOW!!! I'M LIKE YEAH! JUST WORK
THAT OUT FOR ME HE ASKED ME FOR ONE еще DANCE
AND I'M LIKE YEAH! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO
LEAVE? AND I SAID!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: POLAND GOT DOWN LOW AND сказал(-а) COME GET
ME!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: I GOT SO CAUGHT UP I FORGOT HE TOLD
ME!!!!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: HIM AND MY GIRL USED TO BE THE BEST OF
HOMIES!!!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
lithuania: Далее THING I KNEW HE WAS ALL UP ON ME
SCREAMIN'
England and Lithuania: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEEAAHH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEEAAHH!
England: HEEEY! RUSSIA!
Russia:WATCH OUT! MY OUTFIT'S RIDICULOUS! IN THE
CLUB LOOKIN SO CONSPICUOUS! AND ROWL! THESE WOMAN
ON THE PROWL!
Япония and China: *walk up to Russia in maid suits*
Russia:IF Ты HOLD THE HEAD STEADY I'MA молоко THE
COW! MAN! FORGET ABOUT THE GAME! I'MA SPIT THE
TRUTH!
England: WHAT!?
Russia: I WON'T STOP TILL I GET EM' IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUITS! SO GIVE ME THE RHYTHM AND IT'LL BE OFF WIT THEM CLOTHES! *snaps fingers and the
maid Форс-мажоры are gone*
Russia and England: THEY BEND OVER TO THE FRONT
AND TOUCH YOUR TOES!
Russia: I, LEFT THE JAG AND TOOK THE ROLLS IF THEY AIN'T CUTTIN THEM THEN I PUT EM' ON FOOT PATROL!!! HOW Ты LIKE ME NOW!? WHEN MY PINKY'S VALUED OVER THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND! LET'S
DRANK Ты THE ONE TO PLEASE!!! *grabs China and
pulls him over him* RUSSIA FILL CUPS LIKE DOUBLE
D'S
England: YEAH!
Russia: ME AND LITHUANIA ONCE еще AND WE LEAVES
EM' DEAD! WE WANT A LADY IN THE улица, уличный BUT A FREAK
IN THE постель, кровати TO SAY!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: POLAND GOT DOWN LOW AND сказал(-а) COME AND
GET ME!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: I GOT SO CAUGHT UP I FORGOT HE TOLD ME!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: HIM AND MY GIRL USED TO BE THE BEST OF
HOMIES!
England: YEAH! YEAH!
Lithuania: Далее THING I KNEW HE WAS ALL UP ON ME
SCREAMIN'
England and Lithuania: *dancing*YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEEAAHH!!! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!YEAH! YEEAAHH!!!
Russia: TAKE THAT AND REWIND IT BACK! ENGLAND
GOT THE BEAT TO MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO *claps* TAKE
THAT AND REWIND IT BACK! LITHUANIA GOT THE BEAT
THAT MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO *claps* TAKE THAT AND
REWIND IT BACK! RUSSIA GOT THE FLOW THAT MAKE YOUR
BOOTY GO *claps* TAKE THAT AND REWIND IT BACK!
ENGLAND GOT THE BEAT THAT MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO
*claps*
Lithuania, Russia, England, China, Poland, and
Japan: *dancing to the rest of the music*
Russia: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!
England: I AGREE!!!
Lithuania: I LOVED IT!
Japan: DID WE REALLY HAVE TO DRESS UP IN MAID SUITS!?
China: *shudders*
Poland: LIKE LIET! I LIKE WANNA DO WHAT Япония SAID
TO TOATLLY LIKE HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOU!!!
Greece: *stands up*
Japan: H-HEY! SIT DOWN!!!!
Greece: *sits down*
Italy: HEY! WHO WANTS COFFE?
Romano: I WANT SOME COFFE!
Spain: WELL I GUESS I COULD GO FOR SOME COFFE TOO!
Romano: NOW Ты CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SON OF A
B**CH!!!
Italy: Эй, I HAVE AN IDEA! LET'S MAKE OUT WITH
EACH OTHER!!!!
Romano: *stares at Italy with pissed off face*
Spain: *stares at Italy*
Italy: *crosses arms and turns away* WELL FINE!!!
Japan: *breaks lights*
Everyone: YAY!!!
Japan: *starts playing disco thing with flashing
lights and rave music*
America: RAVE
PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYY!!!!
France: WHAT ZE HELL IZ THAT!?
England: SURPRISE!!! *yells in France's face*
IT'S A BLOODY PARTY!!!!
France:...SAY IT DON'T SPRAY IT!!!!
England: IT'S WITH LOUD MUSIC!!! FLASHING LIGHTS!!
AND DANCING!!! DO Ты BLOODY UNDER STAND WHAT IT
IS!?
France: YES I UNDERSTAND!!!
China: OH BRING IT ON Ты FOT COW!!!
Japan: SURE!!!
China: TROLOLO!!! TROLOLO!!!
Japan: THE HORROR!!!! I KNOW JUST WHAT TO USE!!!!!
China: SURE ARU!
Japan: *takes out giant оранжевый Vuvuzela as seen
in the commerical and takes deep breath*
China: AW...SHI-
Japan: *blows into Vuvuzela and blows China away*
China: AIYAH!!! *walks agsaint the wind*
Japan: *stops then blows Vuvuzela in a sparta
church rock remix*
China: GRRR...*still is fighting agsaint the wind*
Japan: *runs out of breath*
China: YAY! I WIN!
Japan: YEA! YEA!...WHATEVER...
China: AND I WILL NOW ENJOY BEATING Ты SENSELESSER!
Japan: WHY ME!?
China: WHAT? Ты WANT RUSSIA TO HELP? *evil smile*
Japan: NOOOOOOO!!!!
China: GOOD DOG! THEN DON'T ARUGE!!!!
Everyone: *enjoying rave party*
England: *points at Russia* YOU'RE SEXY!!!!
Russia: *looks at England with confused face then
points at England* YOU'RE DRUNK!!!
China: *walks to Russia with Japan*
Russia: OH HAI CHINA!
China: WATCH AND LEARN JAPAN!!!
Japan: OKAY!
Russia: WATCH AND LEARN WAT?
China: *smacks Russia's butt*
Russia: *blushes*
China: WHAT I JUST DID Япония IS THE MOST EFFICTIVE
FLIRTING Переместить Ты CAN USE ON GIRLS!
Japan: BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT?
Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol...*raises pipe*
China: IF THEY DON'T LIKE TRY IT AGAIN! *hits
Russia's butt again*
Russia:...PLEASE STOP! YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL WEIRD!
China: SORRY! OKAY JAPAN! AND HERE'S HOW Ты GET
THE DAMES! *pulls out whistle*
Japan:...WHY IS THAT WHISTLE PINK!?
China: BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL WHISTLE! NOW WATCH WHAT
HAPPENES ONCE I BLOW IT!!! *blows whistle*
Russia: *hypno patteren appaers in eyes and he
walks over to China*
South Korea: *follows Russia*
China: SEE BRUTER! NOW Ты TRY!!! *gives whistle
to Japan*
Japan: *blows whistle*
England: *hypno patteren fills his eyes and he
comes over to Japan*
America: *follows England*
Japan: WOW...BUTHER! IT ATTRACTS BOYS! NOT GIRLS!!!
China: *shoves Russia away* HUH? OH SORRY I COULD
NOT HEAR Ты OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THESE GIRLS
BEGGING ME FOR IT!!!! F**K YEAH!!!!!
Japan: Ты DID NOT HAVE TO TELL ME THAT!!!!
Italy: *narrows eyes* I KNOW YOU!!!
Greece: YOU!
Italy: THE BAD KITTY!!!
Greece: *grabs Italy*
Italy: *punches Greece*
Greece: *grabs Italy again and throws him behind him*
Italy: *fixes clothes*
Greece: *Pounces at Italy*
Italy: *kicks Greece right over him and walks to
greece*
Greece: *punches Italy three times across the face* oh Ты like somma that?
Italy: *puches Greece four times across the face*
Greece: *pissed off face*
Italy: *puches Greece across the face three more
Greece: *puches Italy across the face three times*
Italy: *punches Greece in the chin three times*
Greece: *puches Italy*
Italy: *puches Greece*
Greece: *punches Italy three times across the face*
Italy: *punches Greece across the face two times*
Greece: *punches Italy*
Italy: *punches Greece*
Greece: *puches Italy*
Italy: *punches Greece*
Greece: *spits out a tooth then punches Italy*
Italy: *turns and spits out a tooth*
Greece: *stares*
Italy: *karate kicks Greece across the face then
punches him and then karate kicks Greece again
knocking him down then stands over Greece and
raises a log and brings it down*
Greece: *grabs log and stands over Italy holding the log over head*
Italy: from toyko! *twists Greece's nipple*
Greece: ahhhh!!! *falls*
Italy: *stands up*
Greece: ah! owwwwwww! ah!
Italy: *walks away then turns and runs back and
kicks Greece in the rump*
Japan, Turkey, Prussia, and Germany: yay!
England: RIGHT WHERE IT HURT!
Greece: ohh..owwww!
Italy: Ты THINK I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF!? EH!?
*walks over to Germany, Turkey, Japan, and
Prussia* Далее TIME I WON'T GO SO EASY ON YOU!!!!
Austria: HAVE ANY OF Ты SEEN HUNGRAY?
Italy: AUSTRIA! AUSTRIA!
Austria: WAT?
Italy: HE...TOOK HER!!!!
Romano: YEA! Prussia WAS ALL LIKE...*points at
Italy* YOU'RE COMING WITH ME PRINCESS!!!!
Italy: AND HUNGRAY WAS ALL LIKE *air punches and air kicks Romano then crosses arms and shakes head* I AIN'T YO PRINCESS!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Austria: JUST SAY IT!!!
Italy and Romano: HE GOT HER MAN!!!!
Austria:...THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!!!!!
Germany: OH YEAH!!!!
Switzerland: IT'S MISTER STEAL YO GIRL!!
Austria: SINCE WHEN CAN Ты STEAL GIRLS!?
Hungray, Belarus, Ukraine, Lichenstien, and all
the fem! countries: SINCE NOW!!!! *gather around
Switzerland*
Austria:...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Switzerland: HAHA! Ты FAIL!!!!
Austria: *cries*
Switzerland: WHY DON'T Ты KEEP HUNGRAY!
Austria:...YOU MEAN...YOU'D GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR
GIRLS?
Switzerland: NO MAN!
Italy: I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!!
Romano: Эй, ITALY SPAIN JUST CALLED AND сказал(-а) THAT
HE WANTS TO SEE YOU!
Italy: I'D Любовь TO BUT I JUST ACCIDENTALY CHAINED
MYSELF TO THIS Космос SHUTTLE!!!! Храбрая сердцем GUY GOING
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!!
Romano: WOW!...THIS GUY IS STUPID...
China: LET'S DO IT!!!!
Japan: NOW LET'S GET BACK TO RUNNING AWAY
China: HEY!
Japan: WOOO HOOO! HAHAH!!! ALRIGHT!!!!
England: JAPAN!?
Japan: I HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM THAT Ты AND CHINA
WERE ON A DATE
England: THAT'S RIGHT!
Japan:...UGH...WHAT DID I MISS?
Hungray: CHINA JUST HIRED ENGLAND IN OUR AGENCY!!
England: Ты SAY IT FIRST! OKAY FINE I'LL SAY IT!
*ducks down* I Любовь YOU!
Japan: *pukes*
England: SMOOTH Переместить GUYS! CHINA WILL BE SO
DISSAPOINTED IN YOU! BUT THIS WILL STAY A SECERT
BETWEEN Ты AND ME! I'M YOUR DAD NOW!
Japan: *pukes*
England: Ты WERE SAYING?
Japan:....THAT I Любовь YOU....
England:....
Japan: WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE EASTER BUNNY!?
*starts to cry*
England: I WAS JUST JOKING!!!!!
Japan: GREECE!!!! TURKEY!!!! CHINA!!! ITALY!!!!!
GERMANY!!!!
Greece, Turkey, China, Italy, and Germany: WAT!?
Japan: насос IT!!!!
China: LOUDER!!!!
Greece: насос IT!!!
Turkey: LOUDER!!!
Japan: ENOUGH SINGING!!!!
China: BYE BABY!!!!
Japan: CHINA!!! *jumps and grabs China's head then
falls onto the ground*
Greece: POW!
Turkey: YPIE KIY YAY MONKEY MAN!!!!
Italy: *Nyan Nayn dance*
Germany: *whispers* tell her your eyes are pretty!
Austria: *nods then turns to Hungray* MY EYES
ARE VERY PRETTY!!!
Hungray:...UM...OKAY THAT'S VERY NICE TO KNOW...
Germany: no! her eyes are pretty!
Austria: UM...YOUR EYES ARE VERY PRETTY!!!
Hungray:...ERR...THANKS...
Germany: tell her how Ты feel!!!
Austria: *nods* HUNGRAY...I HAVE TO TELL Ты THAT
I HAVE *begins to choke*
Hungray: UM...WAIT YOU'RE CHOKING!!! OKAY WAIT!!!
LET ME HELP!!! *puts arms around Austria's throat
and squezee*
Romano: Эй, check this out! *beckons Italy and
Germany over*
Hungray: JUST ONE! MORE! TIME!
Germany: *pulls head back*
Romano: *whistles and makes explosion sound*
Italy: HEY!!!! GERMANY!
Germany:....VHAT!?
Italy: THE Показать GOES ON TONIGHT!!!
Germany: VHAT ARE Ты TALKING ABOUT!?
China: TELL THEM THE JOKE RUSSIA!!!!
Russia: OKAY! SO SHE BEGIN TO HYPERVENALATE AND
REACHED FOR WHAT LOOKED LIKE AN OXGYEN TANK BUT IT
WAS REALLY FILLED WITH HELIUM THEN SHE SCREAMED
"I'LL KILL Ты B**CHES!!!!!" WHICH WE THOUGHT WAS
EXTREMLY HELAIROUS!
China: WELL Ты KNOW WHAT'S EVEN еще HELAIROUS!?
SHE SUED US! AND GUESS WHAT!?
Japan: YO GIRL GONNA GET PAIED!?
Japan, Russia, and China: *laughing*
Япония and China: *stop laughing*
Russia: *still laughing*
Japan:...UMM....
China: RUSSIA Ты CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW!!!
Russia: *luaghing crazily*
Japan: WHY IS HE LAUGHING CRAZILY?
China: I DON'T KNOW!
Russia: *laughing manically*
Japan: HE'S STARTING TO SCARE ME!!!
China: RUSSIA!!! I сказал(-а) Ты CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW!!!
Russia: *crazy evil laugh*
Japan:...OKAY I JUST GONNA...GO NOW....
China: RUSSIA! STOP!!!
Russia: *still laughing then stops* NO. *stares at
China*
China: CAN Ты STOP STARING AT ME NOW PLEASE?
Russia: NO!
China: CAN Ты STOP STARING AT ME NOW PLEASE?
Russia: NO!
China: CAN Ты STOP STARING AT ME NOW PLEASE?
Russia: NO!
England: *slides up* HEY!
South Korea: *slides up on China's right side*
China: HI!
Japan: *slides up on China's left side*
England and Russia: HI JAPAN!
Japan: *tears fill his eyes and he starts making
weird high pitched cries*
China: Эй, Ты MORONS!!! Ты MADE JAPAN-CHAN CRY!!
GET RID OF THOSE OUTFITS!!!!!
Russia: SURE!
England: NO WAY!!! ARE Ты A BLOODY PERVERT!?
China: Эй, I WAS JUST KIDDING!!! BUT SRSLY GET
RID OF THOSE OUTFITS BECAUSE Ты MADE JAPAN-CHAN
CRY!!!
Spain: fusososososososo~ *slaps Turkey*
Turkey: WTF!?
Greece: HA! HA!
China: *yells angrily for ten minutes* PANDAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA!
Japan: SO I WON THE BET! NOW LET'S RUN LIKE HELL!!
South Korea: SURE!
China, Japan, and South Korea: *running*
China: *shoves South Korea down and keeps running*
Italy and Romano: *start to sing hatta futte
parade*
Turkey and Greece: *do get down dance*
Belarus and Ukraine: *sing get down song*
Япония and China: *do fork in the garbage disposal
dance*
America and England: *sing fork in the garbage
disposal song*
Italy: OH Эй, ROMANO WHAT HAPPENED?
Romano: *slaps Italy*
Italy: OW! DID Ты JUST-DID Ты JUST SLAP ME!?
OH WELL T-THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!! STOP IT!!! STOP
IT!!!
Romano: *throws rock at Italy*
Italy: OW!! ROCKS!? YOU'RE HITTING ME WITH ROCKS
NOW!? OH WELL THAT'S NOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER!!!
*rock hits him in head* AH!!! OW!!!
Romano: I-I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW THAT...
Italy: *rubbing head* OH GOD!
Romano: I'M GONNA GET SOME еще ROCKS!
Italy: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR...THAT WAS SOOO
UNCALLED FOR!
Romano: GOT SOME!!!!
Italy: WHAT!?
Romano: *throwing еще rocks at Italy*
Italy: OW! OW! OW! OW!
Romano: LOOK I FOUND A BB GUN!!! *lifts up bb gun*
UNDER THIS ROCK!!! *lifts rock up*
Italy: WHAT!? WHAT!? DON'T PICK IT UP!!!
Romano: *starts shooting Italy with bb gun*
Italy: OW! OW MY EYE!!!
Romano: *shooting Italy with bb gun with blindfold
on*
Italy: YOU'RE SHOOTING ME WITH A BB!? OH! OH MAI
GAWD!!! AH-AH-OW! *tears fill his eyes*WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU?
Romano: I GOT A MACHINE GUN!!!!
Italy: WHAT!? OW! OH! WHERE'D Ты GET THAT!?
Romano: THE STORE!!!!
Italy: WHAT STORE!?
Romano:...WALMART
Italy: WHAT THE!?
Romano: *contuies shooting Italy with machine gun*
Italy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAHHH!!! AH! OW!
China: I BAKED Ты A PIE! *lifts up pie*
Japan: OH BOY! WHAT FLAVOR?
China: *narrows eyes* PIE FLAVOR!!!
Turkey: DIE POTATO!
Greece: NOOOOOOOO!
Turkey: *punces Greece*
Italy: THE Далее DAY!!!!
Turkey: DIE POTATO!!!!
Greece: *lifts gun up* NOT TODAY!
Prussia: Эй, IT SAYS GULLIBLE ON THE CEILLING!!!
Germany: *looks up* OH SO IT- *looks down* OH!
Ты украл, палантин MY LUNGS!
Belarus: HAHA THEY сказал(-а) I COULD NEVER TEACH A LAMA
TO DRIVE!
Ukraine: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Belarus: NO! LAMA! NO!
Ukraine: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *drives off
cliff*
England: DOCTOR! I THINK I MIGHT BE A HOMOSEXUAL!
America: HOW CAN Ты TELL?
England: *pukes ranbow on America's face* RAINBOWS!!!
Switzerland: WHAT ARE YOU!? A MAN или A MOUSE!?
Austria: *silence*
France: HAHAHA! I CAN'T READ!
Spain: KITTEN FIGHT!!!
Estonia: NO WAIT! I'M ALLERIC TO ADOAERBALENESS!!!
Spain: *throws kitten and kitten hits Estonia in
face*
Estonia: *takes kitten off face* AW...
Everyone but Estonia: *standing around Estonia's
grave*
Prussia: HEY! Ты KNOW WHO'S GAY!?
Germany: *silence*
Prussia: Y-
Prussia and Germany: *hit by a train that Romano
and Italy are driving*
Italy: I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT THIS BEGAL!!!
Romano: YES Ты CAN!
Italy: YEA...I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT....