Narrator: The chronicles of Хеталия War II.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do Ты feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: Ты know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle Ты with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the огонь Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do Ты think?
Cleverbot: I don't think by myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do Ты feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: Ты know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle Ты with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the огонь Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do Ты think?
Cleverbot: I don't think by myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
Okay. I had a terrific fanfiction idea today but I'm too lazy to write it. So I'm selling it! For free! YEAH! BTW I think I got high from eating pasta, seriously. Is that even possible? Whatever.
Anyway... Here's my idea: Everyone know the classic movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, featuring famous actor Dick фургон, ван Dyke? Yes? No? Whatever. Imagine that in a FACE version.
That's right! Loveable Jeremy and Jemimah replaced by equally, if not more, loveable Alfie and Mattie. Arthur Kirkland as the "Lovely, Lonely Man", and well, I guess france has no one else to be but Truly Scrumptious. LOL.
...So anyone wanna give it a whirl? If someone actually does this tell me! I will be SO happy and give Ты a virtual cookie.
YAY! I'M STILL ON A макаронные изделия, макароны HIGH!
Anyway... Here's my idea: Everyone know the classic movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, featuring famous actor Dick фургон, ван Dyke? Yes? No? Whatever. Imagine that in a FACE version.
That's right! Loveable Jeremy and Jemimah replaced by equally, if not more, loveable Alfie and Mattie. Arthur Kirkland as the "Lovely, Lonely Man", and well, I guess france has no one else to be but Truly Scrumptious. LOL.
...So anyone wanna give it a whirl? If someone actually does this tell me! I will be SO happy and give Ты a virtual cookie.
YAY! I'M STILL ON A макаронные изделия, макароны HIGH!
