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Narrator: The chronicles of Хеталия War II.


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm ready.

Cleverbot: Do Ты feel?

User: Do I feel what?

Cleverbot: Ты know, feel?

User: Like feelings?

Cleverbot: What feelings?

User: The sudden desire to battle Ты with Hetalia.

Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.

User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.

Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.

User: *hits with Switzerland*

Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.

User: *hits with FrUK*

Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.

User: *hits with Austria*

Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.

User: *hits with pasta*

Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.

User: *hits with Japan*

Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.

User: *Hits with Italy*

Cleverbot: *hits with the огонь Emblem Universe*.

User: *hits with China*

Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.

User: *hits with Hetalia*

Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.

User: *hits with hamburger *

Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.

User: *hits with Allied Powers*

Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.

User: *hits with Canada*

Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.

User: *hits with awesomeness*

Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.

User: *hits with Russia*

Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.

User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.

Cleverbot: *hits with america*.

User: *hits with Drunk England*

Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...

User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.

Cleverbot: Keeps running.

User: Germany!!!

Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?

User: I don't know. What do Ты think?

Cleverbot: I don't think by myself'.

User: Oh. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.

User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.

Cleverbot: *glares*.

User: *runs*


Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
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Terms used in this fan-fic:

F/N : Full Name
Y/N : Your Name
B/F : Best Friend
Haphephobia: Fear of being touched and hugged
caffè ragazza: Coffee girl
Sì, signore?: Yes, sir?
Guten Tag, hübsches Mädchen: Good day, pretty girl.


You gaze across the room inside Worlds Cafe. It being an early Sunday morning, as in 3:34 early, business was extremely slow and only two people where in the cafe. Ты are not, in face, looking at the 20 год old Italian who has thick, dark brown hair with Green eyes and a black business suit, but at the British bloke with blond hair, moss green eyes and a distant...
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