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(Spin-off of the Card таблица Dating skit by Richard Jeni)

I say when Ты meet your other self Ты don't want a ужин table, what Ты want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the таблица and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"

2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."

Both: *awkward staring*

2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."

1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"

2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."

1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"

2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."

1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see Ты poppet!"

((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
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posted by fadas
< Хеталия Facts >

The Источник for these information’s are from:
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- I (me: Sadaf) just edited some of them. Enjoy~* :-))

1. The opening theme for Хеталия is the theme from ‘2001 A Космос Odyssey’.

2. Old Man Fritz was actually a King of Prussia. His rea name was Fredrick ll. He was known as ‘Fredrick the Great’ and named ‘Der Alte Fritz’ which translates to ‘The Old Fritz’. He was the ruler at the time of the Silesian War. He was best known for being an Amazing Military Leader.

3. Sweden is homosexual but only towards Finland.

4. France is bisexual.

5. Arthur Kirkland, also...
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posted by pumpkinqueen
Egypt: Mummy-style

Norway: Sleeps like Egypt, but еще dangerous. He always crosses his left arm over his right arm, and if someone tries to switch that position (or any position of his), he bolts into sitting position and headbutts them, still sleeping. Denmark has been on the receiving end of this many times.

Germany: He's a side-sleeper. He usually turns his back to any bedmate he might have, because he feels awkward facing someone while asleep. Plus he can pretend they aren't there.

America: Sprawled out all over the bed. Arms askew, legs in strange positions, head lolling to the side--he...
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Since I've started watching Hetalia, I've read many Fanfictions and Roleplays (which I don't do myself) and I've come across very well-written, wonderful ones, some of which almost made me cry, или made me laugh hysterically in a way that made my mum look at me in a weird way.... And, I've also seen some that were very, very, very horrible. Here is a (mini) Список on the things that annoy me greatly, and sometimes make go nuts/ want to bleach my brain so I can forget the atrocity that I read.

Here we go:

1- Adding No Warnings, Even When It includes Sensitive Subjects Like Rape, Torture etc: Imagine...
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posted by MallowMarsh
Have Ты ever wanted to roleplay as an Хеталия character, или write a fanfiction, but Ты just felt like Ты couldn't "capture" the personality of a character? или do Ты just want to learn a little bit еще about the characters? Well then, read on to find out еще about the characters!

I hope this will help people that are stuck on character portrayal, because believe it или not, that's one of the hardest parts in roleplaying and fanfictions. I'm going to take each character, one by one, and write about their personalities. I'll do my best to make them short and to the point, yet informational....
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Source: sakura-kree on deviantarts
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Part 2 of Buon San Valentino's out! c:
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This is the first fanfic I've Опубликовано on fanpop. I'm so excited! ^-^ Please tell me what Ты think. I hope you'll enjoy it!
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“Wait, Arthur.” Alfred said, grabbing the Brit’s arm.
    “Let me go.” he growled.
    “Please, let me explain. I panicked, I…”
    “Save it. I had a feeling this might happen.”
    “I didn’t mean to say what I did.”
    “You didn’t mean it? We had finally decided to tell everyone about us! It was so hard to...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Recently, people have been debating on whether или not Хеталия is offensive and racist. This argument is rumored to have started when word of South Korea not being in the Аниме started popping up all over the Internet. People started asking why our Избранное Korean pervert wasn't going to be shown in the anime, and it was revealed that the South Korean government actually complained that the representation of a South Korean stereotype was racially offensive. Eventually, Фаны of Im Yong Soo began complaining over the Internet on how it was childish and stupid of the government to complain about...
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Cute! X3
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I don't agree with the Название of this by the way. I found this while researching еще into South Korea's character. Can Ты believe how much controversy this stirred up!? This is ridiculous!
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