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This may not be the best place to post it but this is something I feel the need to share and see if there's anyone else who feels the same way.

I Любовь Hetalia, but there's stuff in the fandom that tends to ruin the whole thing for me. So here's my Список of things that annoy me about the Хеталия fandom.
Note: I do respect my fellow Hetalians and I'm sorry if this offends anyone in any way, it wasn't meant to.

1) Хеталия is a COMEDY! Not a World History class! Yes at times it does teach Ты some pretty interesting stuff, but it's meant to be told through an inaccurate, stereotypical, comical portrayal....
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posted by MallowMarsh
Have Ты ever wanted to roleplay as an Хеталия character, или write a fanfiction, but Ты just felt like Ты couldn't "capture" the personality of a character? или do Ты just want to learn a little bit еще about the characters? Well then, read on to find out еще about the characters!

I hope this will help people that are stuck on character portrayal, because believe it или not, that's one of the hardest parts in roleplaying and fanfictions. I'm going to take each character, one by one, and write about their personalities. I'll do my best to make them short and to the point, yet informational....
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China padded into the логово, ден where all the other nations helped bring Япония to and dropped his gifts at his paws stirring Япония from his nap. "Are Ты feeling better and getting stronger aru?" China meowed laying down Далее to his brother "yes...i'm getting stronger thanks to arr of the nations support" Япония meowed weakly, lifting his head up and licking China on his ear before he nestled his head into China's chest fur.
China began to purr to tey to lull his brother to sleep "by the way brother what I brought Ты was a
few rare herbs that make good herbal чай that can
bring strengh to you. so may...
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Yep! I got bored so why not just bring some of my quotev stories on here?! :D So here we go!

Me: *wakes up* Эй, wh- what happened?
America: Dude who are you?
Me: WHO AM I?! WHO ARE YOU?!
America: I'm America known as Alfred F. Awesome Jones
Me: Cool last name
England: Yeah there is not an awesome in his last name.... it is just Jones. Hello I'm Arthur Kirkland.
America: YOUR NICK NAME IS IGGY!
England: WOULD Ты NOT CALL ME THAT!
America: IGGY IGGY IGGY IGGY!!!!!
England: Ты LITTLE!
*They both start fighting*
Me: Well i forgot to introduce my self dang OUCH THATS GOTTA HURT NEVERMIND I WILL INTRODUCE...
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Эй, guys, i take a theatre class at my school,and for an assignment, we need to write a play about our Избранное show/cartoon...so i asked if i could do one on an anime(hetalia obviously)and my teacher сказал(-а) sure...so i wanted to Показать Ты hetalians my play and see what Ты thought

*romano and italy enter the stage in front of germany's house*
Romano: why are we here? I thought Ты wanted to hang out with me, not that potatoe loving German.

Italy:I'm sorry fratello,its just that i promised Germany i would train with him,and i сказал(-а) i would hang out with Ты as well.
*germany enters the stage through...
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Don't want to become a weaboo? I've been a Фан of Хеталия ever since it started, and I've seen many ups and downs of the fandom. Every two days или so a new immature fangirl/fanboy spews out immature rants, photos, или arguments concerning ships, characters, etc. If you're a new Фан who DOESN'T want to turn out as the most famous weaboo in Hetalia, here's some tips from an older fan.

1. NEVER overrate a character.

First of all, overrated characters get annoying and Ты will likely ruin the characters for other fans. It's okay to like one character еще than others, and it's very wise to like them...
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So, found this Hetalia, personality test somewhere I can't remember. Well let's get started!
~~~:::North Italy (Feliciano Vargas):::~~~

[] Ты were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] Ты adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[] You're very happy-go-lucky
[] Ты constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the Феи
[x] Ты have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[] You're a good artist
[x] Ты can be clumsy
[] Ты have a friend Ты always depend upon if Ты mess up something
[x] If your life was in danger, Ты would do the typical Italian...
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Apparently, he was very religious as a child (most likely due to him having been raised by the order of Teutonic Knights, a highly religious war group). This is exampled when he accidentally gropes Hungary when they were children (not having known that she was a girl during that particular point in time). However, once he discovered that he had grabbed her breasts, after Hungary had left to go fight, he is seen kneeling before an altar, begging God for forgiveness (as he believes that he has committed a sin).
[edit]Relationships

[edit]America
Main article: America
Though there hasn't been much...
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posted by USUKfangirl
Chapter 1:Introduction
Hey.So I bet you’re wondering why I haven’t updated my other story,right. Well….before Ты come at me with pitchforks and torches, let me explain. I have been having serious writer’s block and I don’t know what to do next. So go check it out,for I have Опубликовано a notice on the last chapter. Anyway, this story takes us back in the midst of WWII in Европа June 6th 1944, the день the Allies stormed the French пляж, пляжный of Normandy to surprise the Germans. This format will be in journal entries of Alfred, Arthur, and Matthew, the 3 countries who paricipated.It may skip...
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posted by Albina21
~Hungary~

When I got home, I changed into night clothes and crawled into bed. Austria was already asleep, facing the opposite wall. The Далее morning he went straight to his Пианино and wouldn't let anyone approach him.

I think that Italy noticed how upset I was. He did his work twice as fast as normal, and he kept doing little extra things for me, like picking flowers. It was both sweet and heartbreaking. How could he know me better than my own husband?

I kept wondering about my meeting with Prussia. Did I know? Did I know why he called me there? I couldn't think of the reason, but I realized something....
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posted by ivoryphills
Maybe I'm Письмо this еще out of newfound frustration, but...

Let's be frank, here, we need a rule for the fandom. There really should be a rule where preteens under thirteen или people with some sort of onset Paracosm shouldn't be on ANY fandom, let alone Hetalia, because I swear I'll blow a freaking gasket the Далее time I hear a rape joke или someone whining and bitching that they don't like a ship. That's little kids stuff. If Ты have to giggle about rape или trash others for liking a pairing или just "liking some eye candy," (as if satisfying oneself sexually through a fictional Фэнтези pairing is against some Аниме law, user-who-won't-be-named) then no fandom is for you, dear, sorry...
 Overrated?
Overrated?
Many female nations are so underrated, and I decided, since I have many female characters that I've liked, I would just sum it all up for you.

5. Seychelles
I don't like Seychelles that much; but not to the point I hate her with a burning passion. It's just that; many people treat her like a mary-sue. Yes. MARY-SUE. I'm not trying to rant on and on about her flaws. It's just that there is something about her personality and vibe that just... annoys me. Her "sweet" personality? A little cheesy to me.
But then again, let's talk about the good things about her. First of all, she is sweet and funny,...
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It was a sunny morning and Italy had just finished adding the last touches to his new макаронные изделия, макароны restaurant, now he was ready to open his restaurant doors. "I can't wait to see all the a-costumers who will come to eat a-my pasta",said Italy delighted. "Although they will probably get here at around noon but I'll open the doors anyway, a-just to let the fresh air in" Italy announced. Italy was about to grab the handles when all of a sudden Prussia appeared O.o "Ahhh" Yelled Italy, for about three minutes."Prussia what are Ты doing here so early?" asked Italy. "I'm here because I wanted to be the...
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England and Italy were standing Далее to each other while stand underneath a double радуга and they were swaying their hips. England looked pissed while Italy still looked as happy as ever while the Музыка played Пение "DOUBLE радуга ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY WHAOO WHAOO WHAOO!!!! SO INSTENSE!!!!" suddenly America, France, Germany, and Япония came out of nowhere and screamed "SO INTENSE!!!" on the SO INTENSE PART "DOUBLE радуга ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!! OHH MY GOD LOOK AT THE RAINBOW!!!".

Fin.
....................................................Lots and lots of snow was heading their way.Berwald tried to speed up but it was too late.The snow hit them.
The whole sled was buried,but not Berwald.He looked for Tino but couldn't see him anywhere.He found Hanatamago,whining and trying to unbury something,but coundn't because of her paws were too small.He knew it was Tino,trapped under the snow,and hurryed to dig him out.Hanatamago had saved someone's life again.
Tino was still alive but was a bit frozen,so he carried him the rest of the way.He сказал(-а) that they were almost in Norway,that...
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posted by Vian
Hey!! I have resently gotten into this thing called a flele. Ты may think *What the fuck is a flele!* Well, a Flele is a mp3 player for your desktop. The cute thing is, it doesn't just play your music, it has a character that 'sings' and makes cute faces.

How to get a Flele

link

SSP/Ghost FLELE desktop mp3 player setup

Shell tiem

Now let's try downloading Miku shell skin link Just unzip the file after that. And then go open that folder where Ты just extracted, and you'll see a розовый колокол, колокольчик, белл named SSP.exe

Just run it up and you'll pretty much get Miku on your desktop.

Now. It isn't Miku Ты want. It...
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Since I've started watching Hetalia, I've read many Fanfictions and Roleplays (which I don't do myself) and I've come across very well-written, wonderful ones, some of which almost made me cry, или made me laugh hysterically in a way that made my mum look at me in a weird way.... And, I've also seen some that were very, very, very horrible. Here is a (mini) Список on the things that annoy me greatly, and sometimes make go nuts/ want to bleach my brain so I can forget the atrocity that I read.

Here we go:

1- Adding No Warnings, Even When It includes Sensitive Subjects Like Rape, Torture etc: Imagine...
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On the first день of Christmas, the countries gave to me
A cat in an оливковый, оливковое tree

On the секунда день of Christmas, the countries gave to me
Two white flags
And a cat in an оливковый, оливковое tree

On the third день of Christmas, the countries gave to me
Three cups of tea
Two white flags
And a cat in an оливковый, оливковое tree

On the fourth день of Christmas, the countries gave to me
Four shiny woks
Three cups of tea
Two white flags
And a cat in an оливковый, оливковое tree

On the fifth день of Christmas, the countries gave to me
Five off-white scarves
Four shiny woks
Three cups of tea
Two white flags
And a cat in an оливковый, оливковое tree

On the sixth день of Christmas,...
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posted by dilhixitah
"He will marry with her, Portugal!" The Portuguese servant said. The girl's eyes were wide open.

"W-What?" She asked, admired "Why will he marry with her?"

"Because… She is his Queen, and she wants it…" Maria stared at the ground, with her eyes covered in tears, tears that couldn't come out "He… He sent an invitation to you, Portugal…" The servant gave to her a letter with his hands shaking. He was afraid of Maria's reaction. It's normal, since she is one of the greatest nations of the world. A bad reaction from her is like… Certain dead? Anyway, she won't kill for none reason.

"An Invitation…?...
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posted by T045tToastToAsT
All possible Хеталия Pairings. These are all the Хеталия pairings that would make sense in any way (meaning they have history with each other, in the slightest way)

1. France x America
2. France x Austria
3. France x Belarus
4. France x Belgium
5. France x Canada
6.France x China
7. France x Cuba
8. France x Denmark
9. France x Egypt
10. France x England
11. France x Estonia
12. France x Finland
13. France x Germania
14. France x Germany
15. France x Greece
16. France x Hong Kong
17. France x Hungary
18. France x Iceland
19. France x North Italy
20. France x South Italy
21. France x Japan
22. France x Korea
23....
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