User: Ты know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I wanna be a pasta.
Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.
User: Can we eat pasta?
Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.
User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.
Cleverbot: Oh, if Ты do not fall in love?
User: I am already in love.
Cleverbot: Wait you're in Любовь Ben!?!
User: In Любовь with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.
Cleverbot: Who are Ты in Любовь with?
User: It is not a who. It is a what.
Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.
User: It is pasta.
Cleverbot: I thought Ты were a girl.
User: I am pasta.
Cleverbot: No you're a machine....
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