World Series bloopers

Вопрос to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: розовый is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I Любовь milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than...

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! Ты call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! Ты DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All Ты are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has еще dick! I have an army of Red Coats! Ты have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

Хеталия Birthdays:

America - July 4

Australia - January 26

Austria - October 26

Belarus - August 25

Belgium - April 19

Canada - July 1

China - October 10

Cuba - May 20

Denmark - June 5

Egypt - February 28

England - April 23

Estonia - February 24

Finland - December 6

France - July 14

Germany - October 3

Greece - March 25

Hong Kong - July 1

Hungary - June 8

Iceland - June 17

Italy - March 17

Japan - February 11

Latvia - November 18

Liechtenstein - July 12

Lithuania - February 16

Monaco - January 8

Norway - May 17

Poland - July 22

Prussia - January 18

Romano/ S. Italy - March 17

Russia - December 30

Sealand - September 2

Seychelles...

Smileys are by link
Please feel free to use them on your profile, blog, website, etc..


Italy
(=ヮ=)೨

Germany
(╬≖ิ__≖)

Japan
(ㅍ_ㅍ) o自

America
(☞≧ヮ≦)☞

England
o̿ ̭ o̿

France
ლ(= з = )ლ ~♥

Russia
(^し^)

China
｡◕`ヮ´◕｡

Canada
(who...?) o( 휴ç휴)o

Spain
*(´ヮ`)~*

Romano/ South Italy
(╬..>////<..)ノ

Sweden
≖ิ_≖

Finland
⌒▽⌒

Denmark
(ﾟヮﾟ)中

Norway
ರ_ರ೨

Iceland
ㅎ_ㅎ

Hungary
❀(癶ヮ癶)

Prussia
(≖ヮ≖)

Belgium
✌.|•͡˘‿•͡˘|.✌

Lichtenstein
*((♛‿♛))

Switzerland
ಠ_ಠ)o☞

Belarus
⇎_⇎

Ukraine
ಥ_ಥ

Estonia
Σ щ(°Д°щ)...

All possible Хеталия Pairings. These are all the Хеталия pairings that would make sense in any way (meaning they have history with each other, in the slightest way)

1. France x America
2. France x Austria
3. France x Belarus
4. France x Belgium
5. France x Canada
6.France x China
7. France x Cuba
8. France x Denmark
9. France x Egypt
10. France x England
11. France x Estonia
12. France x Finland
13. France x Germania
14. France x Germany
15. France x Greece
16. France x Hong Kong
17. France x Hungary
18. France x Iceland
19. France x North Italy
20. France x South Italy
21. France x Japan
22. France x Korea
23....