1. Hermione is a girl.
2. Фред and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat гороховый, горох суп before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one или both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get Ты 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the вверх of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house.
11. "sunshine, daisies, масло, сливочное масло mellow. Turn this stupid, fat крыса yellow" isn't a real spell.
12. Beware of parchment. It can insult you.
13. Never read a diary that isn't yours. It will probably try to kill you.
14. How do Ты recognize ghosts? They are transparent.
14. Even the Chosen One can never find what he's looking for in a woman's purse.
15. Dumbledore has too many possessions, so Ты can destroy them if Ты want. . .
16. Trains are a fantastic place to get a bloody nose.
17. If Ты feed flobberworms too much lettuce, they'll die.
18. Draco's father WILL hear about this!
19. Never curse someone when their back is turned, if Ты do Ты will be turned into a ferret.
20. It's advisable not to use magic to zip up your pants.
2. Фред and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat гороховый, горох суп before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one или both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get Ты 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the вверх of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house.
11. "sunshine, daisies, масло, сливочное масло mellow. Turn this stupid, fat крыса yellow" isn't a real spell.
12. Beware of parchment. It can insult you.
13. Never read a diary that isn't yours. It will probably try to kill you.
14. How do Ты recognize ghosts? They are transparent.
14. Even the Chosen One can never find what he's looking for in a woman's purse.
15. Dumbledore has too many possessions, so Ты can destroy them if Ты want. . .
16. Trains are a fantastic place to get a bloody nose.
17. If Ты feed flobberworms too much lettuce, they'll die.
18. Draco's father WILL hear about this!
19. Never curse someone when their back is turned, if Ты do Ты will be turned into a ferret.
20. It's advisable not to use magic to zip up your pants.
#11. Ravenclaw's have the color blue, which is totally awesome.
#12.Ravenclaws are Храбрая сердцем like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to Показать it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the Книги and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do Ты think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if Ты don't have that Ты can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad жопа, попка eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily дана a fricting барсук a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our Цвета are awesome. Enough said.
#12.Ravenclaws are Храбрая сердцем like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to Показать it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the Книги and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do Ты think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if Ты don't have that Ты can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad жопа, попка eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily дана a fricting барсук a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our Цвета are awesome. Enough said.