-DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Ты will be filleted within 15 minutes. Even if gorgeous blonde offers to jump your Кости in a graveyard, say no: she will turn into an old man and stab Ты in the guts.
-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, Ты will probably be sexually molested by a tree.
-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have Ты got a dead wish или something?
-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.
-When a group of Ты are searching a large building, do not, whatever Ты do, трещина, сплит up.
-Don't go anywhere near Maine.
-Put some clothes on! Walking around in just your underwear attracks psycho killers like варенье, джем attracks wasps.
-When buying a new property, carefully check the deeds. Is your new house built on: a) a Native American graveyard; b) one of nine gateways to hell? It's always worth asking. At the very least Ты could get a couple of grand knocked off the asking price.
-If you're searching for the cause of a noise, and discover that it seems to have been just a stray cat, get the fuck out of there IMMEDIATELY.
-Plaid shirts are the dress uniform of lunatics. Don't even go within a mile of a branch of Milletts.
-When holidaying, stay in a caravan. Demonic forces Любовь log cabins, but for a some reason shun caravans.
-Stay well away from sculptors. And the proprietor of your local waxwork museum. And dentists.
-When running from an axe-fielding maniac in your house, try to avoid running upstairs when there's a perfectly serviceable front door available providing access to the street.
-If a friend suggests that it would be a hoot to stay the night in a haunted house, politely tell them where they can shove it.
-Avoid men whose eyebrows meet in the middle. For one thing, that Liam Gallagher's got a nasty temper when he's roused.
-Stay away from exotic puzzle boxes. If Ты like puzzles, buy a Word Поиск magazine. They're rarely demonic.
-Partying in a graveyard is never a good idea. And don't pretend to be a zombie. That's just asking for it.
-Just fought off an attack from a psychopathic killer? Try to remember not to drop the weapon afterwards.
-Just killed the psychopathic killer who was attacking you? Are Ты sure? Are Ты really sure? Why not shoot him in the head, just in case? Then chop his head off with an axe, And then set огонь to him. Better безопасно, сейф than sorry.
-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, Ты will probably be sexually molested by a tree.
-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have Ты got a dead wish или something?
-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.
-When a group of Ты are searching a large building, do not, whatever Ты do, трещина, сплит up.
-Don't go anywhere near Maine.
-Put some clothes on! Walking around in just your underwear attracks psycho killers like варенье, джем attracks wasps.
-When buying a new property, carefully check the deeds. Is your new house built on: a) a Native American graveyard; b) one of nine gateways to hell? It's always worth asking. At the very least Ты could get a couple of grand knocked off the asking price.
-If you're searching for the cause of a noise, and discover that it seems to have been just a stray cat, get the fuck out of there IMMEDIATELY.
-Plaid shirts are the dress uniform of lunatics. Don't even go within a mile of a branch of Milletts.
-When holidaying, stay in a caravan. Demonic forces Любовь log cabins, but for a some reason shun caravans.
-Stay well away from sculptors. And the proprietor of your local waxwork museum. And dentists.
-When running from an axe-fielding maniac in your house, try to avoid running upstairs when there's a perfectly serviceable front door available providing access to the street.
-If a friend suggests that it would be a hoot to stay the night in a haunted house, politely tell them where they can shove it.
-Avoid men whose eyebrows meet in the middle. For one thing, that Liam Gallagher's got a nasty temper when he's roused.
-Stay away from exotic puzzle boxes. If Ты like puzzles, buy a Word Поиск magazine. They're rarely demonic.
-Partying in a graveyard is never a good idea. And don't pretend to be a zombie. That's just asking for it.
-Just fought off an attack from a psychopathic killer? Try to remember not to drop the weapon afterwards.
-Just killed the psychopathic killer who was attacking you? Are Ты sure? Are Ты really sure? Why not shoot him in the head, just in case? Then chop his head off with an axe, And then set огонь to him. Better безопасно, сейф than sorry.
The Scream Queen is...
1. Katie Cassidy as Kris Fowles [A Nightmare on the Elm Street]
2. Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Wendy Christensen [Final Destination 3]
3. Crystal Lowe as Elena Miller [Wrong Turn 2]
4. Emmanuelle Vaugier as Addison Corday [Saw II]
5. Danielle Harris as Annie Brackett [Halloween 1 and 2]
6. Ali Larter as Clear Rivers [Final Destination 1 and 2]
7. Scout Taylor Comptom as Laurie Strode [Halloween 1 and 2]
8. Isabelle Fuhrman as Esther Coleman [The Orphan]
9. Alison Lohman as Christine Brown [Drag me to Hell]
10. Briana Evigan as Cassidy [Sorority Row]
1. Katie Cassidy as Kris Fowles [A Nightmare on the Elm Street]
2. Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Wendy Christensen [Final Destination 3]
3. Crystal Lowe as Elena Miller [Wrong Turn 2]
4. Emmanuelle Vaugier as Addison Corday [Saw II]
5. Danielle Harris as Annie Brackett [Halloween 1 and 2]
6. Ali Larter as Clear Rivers [Final Destination 1 and 2]
7. Scout Taylor Comptom as Laurie Strode [Halloween 1 and 2]
8. Isabelle Fuhrman as Esther Coleman [The Orphan]
9. Alison Lohman as Christine Brown [Drag me to Hell]
10. Briana Evigan as Cassidy [Sorority Row]
The new Pinhead, the only god actor in the film.
This is not a remake of the first one, it's the ninth one. And boy, it's a doozy.
The film stars Stephan Smith Collins as Pinhead, and Фред Tatasciore as the voice of Pinhead. It also has a female version of Chatterer. The only good actor is Collins and Tatasciore.
Words can not describe how craptastic this movie is. Just watch the trailer.
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