House “The patient’s a crazy person?”
Cuddy “You’re a crazy person. The patient’s a psychologist.”

House “Carlson won’t listen to me since I hit on his wife.”
Cameron “You knew?!”
House “God no. I thought she was his daughter.”

Wilson “That makes sense.”
House “That makes sense?”
Wilson “I сказал(-а) it first!”

House “You, for some reason, are happy.”
Wilson “How dare you!”

House “You are wearing that рубашка FOR somebody.”
Wilson “The health department. They frown on topless-oncology.”

Wilson “Are Ты ok.” [laughs]
House “It’s a valid medical question.”
Wilson “I’ve never heard Ты ask a patient that— You’ve never asked me that question! And you’ve seen me fall down a flight of stairs drunk.”

Wilson “Are Ты going to follow me INTO my car?”
House “It’s got two doors.”
Wilson “Ok look. The reason I haven’t told Ты is---” [runs out the door]

House [trying to figure out who Wilson is dating…] “So we’re done to Cuddy, your ex-wives—“
Wilson “Your mama.”

13 “Cameron wasn’t fired.”
House “Wrong.”
Taub “You knew?”
House “That should be a hint to what you’re supposed to say…”
Taub “We’re sorry?”
House “Wrong.”
Kutner “I Любовь you.”
House “… wrong.”

House “He drilled a hole in your scull after drinking your pee. I think he’s up for this.”

House “It’s not one of your ex-wives...”
Wilson “’cause they hate me.”
House “They don’t. They should, but they don’t. I called them.”


Wilson “Did Ты ever consider being happy for me?”
House “Briefly”

House “Cut-throat-bitch?!”
Wilson “…I call her Amber.”

haha