1. Ты sit in front of the Телевидение watching a Показать Ты hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the Далее episode is on.
2. Ты scream every time Ты see the advert.
3. When Ты see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops Ты run towards it even though Ты have it at home.
4. Ты manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time Ты see the word [H]ouse Ты scream.
6. Ты go to the hospital in hope to see или meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. Ты know the Название of every episode in order by heart.
8. Ты know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9. Ты have every song that has ever been on [H]ouse on your iPod/Mp3/Mp4
10. Ты watch [H]ouse on the internet for hours, no matter how bad the picture and sound quality is.
11. Ты sit in front of the computer at 11pm making a Список of how Ты know your obsessed.
12. Every time Ты write [H]ouse Ты put [ ] around the ‘H’ and underline the ‘ouse’.
13. Ты always write [H]ouse with a capital ‘H’.
14. Your Обои on your Phone, Computer etc. etc. is a [H]ouse one.
15. Ты print out information on the whole show, charactors and a Список of episodes in a display folder and read it over and over again.
16. Your excuse for not doing your homework is Ты were watching [H]ouse.
17. Ты have gotten at least 15 people into [H]ouse.
18. Ты use House-isms in your normal speech.
19. Before Ты speak the people Ты are talking to go “This better not be about [H]ouse”
20. Every time Ты take a painkiller Ты get frightened about getting addicted.
21. Ты have dreams every night about [H]ouse charactors.
22. Ты know that [H]ouse was originally going to be called ‘Chasing Zebras, Circling The Drain’
23. Ты consider ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ the Anti-House and when Ты hear people talk about it Ты want to kill them.
24. Ты watch [H]ouse religiously.
25. Ты look on online shopping sites for a cane with flames at the bottom like Dr. House’s even though Ты can walk perfectly fine.
26. Ты have seen every episode at least 5 times.
27. Ты force your whole family to watch it.
28. Ты read lists about [H]ouse.
29. Ты watch ‘General Hospital’ just because Dr. House does.
30. Nearly everything reminds Ты of [H]ouse somehow.
31. Ты make families on ‘The Sims 2’ with the names of [H]ouse characters.
32. Your video on Bebo/MySpace is a [H]ouse one.
33. This Список reminds Ты of yourself.
34. Ты want to name your children after [H]ouse characters или the actors who play them.
35. Ты try to influence your teachers like Dr. House does to Dr. Cuddy.
36. Ты ask strangers if they watch it and if they do Ты say they rock and Hi-5 them.
37. Ты have an alarm on your phone reminding Ты to watch it, even though your sitting in front of the TV Twenty минуты before it starts.
38. Ты start calling people by their last names.
39. Ты don’t accept any invitations to go anywhere if [H]ouse is on that night.
40. Ты own Season 1 & 2 DVD.
41. Ты can think of over Forty Reasons for why Ты Любовь [H]ouse.
42. Ты can think of еще then this.
43. Ты just know Ты Любовь it.
2. Ты scream every time Ты see the advert.
3. When Ты see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops Ты run towards it even though Ты have it at home.
4. Ты manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time Ты see the word [H]ouse Ты scream.
6. Ты go to the hospital in hope to see или meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. Ты know the Название of every episode in order by heart.
8. Ты know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9. Ты have every song that has ever been on [H]ouse on your iPod/Mp3/Mp4
10. Ты watch [H]ouse on the internet for hours, no matter how bad the picture and sound quality is.
11. Ты sit in front of the computer at 11pm making a Список of how Ты know your obsessed.
12. Every time Ты write [H]ouse Ты put [ ] around the ‘H’ and underline the ‘ouse’.
13. Ты always write [H]ouse with a capital ‘H’.
14. Your Обои on your Phone, Computer etc. etc. is a [H]ouse one.
15. Ты print out information on the whole show, charactors and a Список of episodes in a display folder and read it over and over again.
16. Your excuse for not doing your homework is Ты were watching [H]ouse.
17. Ты have gotten at least 15 people into [H]ouse.
18. Ты use House-isms in your normal speech.
19. Before Ты speak the people Ты are talking to go “This better not be about [H]ouse”
20. Every time Ты take a painkiller Ты get frightened about getting addicted.
21. Ты have dreams every night about [H]ouse charactors.
22. Ты know that [H]ouse was originally going to be called ‘Chasing Zebras, Circling The Drain’
23. Ты consider ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ the Anti-House and when Ты hear people talk about it Ты want to kill them.
24. Ты watch [H]ouse religiously.
25. Ты look on online shopping sites for a cane with flames at the bottom like Dr. House’s even though Ты can walk perfectly fine.
26. Ты have seen every episode at least 5 times.
27. Ты force your whole family to watch it.
28. Ты read lists about [H]ouse.
29. Ты watch ‘General Hospital’ just because Dr. House does.
30. Nearly everything reminds Ты of [H]ouse somehow.
31. Ты make families on ‘The Sims 2’ with the names of [H]ouse characters.
32. Your video on Bebo/MySpace is a [H]ouse one.
33. This Список reminds Ты of yourself.
34. Ты want to name your children after [H]ouse characters или the actors who play them.
35. Ты try to influence your teachers like Dr. House does to Dr. Cuddy.
36. Ты ask strangers if they watch it and if they do Ты say they rock and Hi-5 them.
37. Ты have an alarm on your phone reminding Ты to watch it, even though your sitting in front of the TV Twenty минуты before it starts.
38. Ты start calling people by their last names.
39. Ты don’t accept any invitations to go anywhere if [H]ouse is on that night.
40. Ты own Season 1 & 2 DVD.
41. Ты can think of over Forty Reasons for why Ты Любовь [H]ouse.
42. Ты can think of еще then this.
43. Ты just know Ты Любовь it.