Sam

We all probably remember рувим, повторно назначать - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are Ты today?

Reub.: Ты can't drink two jars of applesauce if Ты don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, Ты can make a dog bark faster than a рыба can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think Ты are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! Ты may have notice that my Имя пользователя is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my Избранное couple EVER, McGee and Abby from Морская полиция - Спецотдел (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your Имя пользователя right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope Ты guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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