Burn & Gazel: *Making lunch and watching TV*
TV commercial guy: Hi kids! Are Ты missing the school's cafeteria food?
Burn: Hell no *Turns off TV*
Commercial guy: *Pops up from under the кухня bench where they're making lunch* Well Ты should!
Burn & Gazel: *Yell/scream and hug each other* Eeeeewwwwwwww!!! >~< *lets go*
Commercial guy: Cause guess what! Now Ты can have cafeteria Еда when ever Ты want!
Burn: Is it pizza?
Commercial guy: No
Burn: A different kind of pizza?
Commercial guy: NO!!! IT'S NOT PIZZA!
Burn: O~O.....
Commercial guy: Let me introduce Ты to "Lunch Lady Selects"...
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