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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg Слэш fic. Ты don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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"Now that there are no humans present to hear me, May I ask why are Ты suddenly interested in Zim?" he asked without making eye contact with her.

"I already told Ты Zim, I just thought it would be interesting to know what Aliens like Ты do differently from us humans" Gaz сказал(-а) and she continued to read the paper.

"Gaz Membrane is finally fascinated in Aliens, the Далее thing I will hear from Ты is that Ты want to be a paranormal investigator. I guess Zim has just found Dib's perfect assistant. "Zim teased.

"Hey just bacause I find Ты ALIENS interesting does not mean I'll become Dib's clone...
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posted by iPsychic
'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled ГИР who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. ГИР looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' ГИР shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...
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posted by zgfangrl
zim- what is this plan?
claire- dib is obsessed with paranormal stuff i read about a thingy called a mermaid
zim- what is that?! it sounds horrible!
claire- its a weird пересекать, крест between a human and a fish
zim- thats DISGUSTING!!
claire- i know but anyway if i befriend dib i can tell him i saw a mermaid and make him go diving to find it while hes swimming ill just cut the air and the PITIFUL human will die
zim- thats genius!(man shes smart too!)but i wanna do it
claire- no zim Ты cant he hates Ты and unless Ты get a better diguise, stop hating him and wait until Ты can enroll in skool again it wont...
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In preparation for the impending 'Invader Zim' TV movie, I did a full series re-watch and decided to rank my вверх 10 'Invader Zim' episodes of all time! Here we go!

10. 1x17b 'Lice'
I Любовь 'Lice'! That's a weird thing to say... anyway, this is a really cool episode. One of my favourite things about it is how Dib thinks Countess von Verminstrasser is insane for believing in the Lice Queen even though he routinely gets called insane for believing in the paranormal. He does the same thing to her as his classmates/family/the general public does to him!

9. 1x10b 'Bloaty's пицца Hog'
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I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a банан дерево which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands Ты to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the Пианино opened up and someone came out, keef in a мышь costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...
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ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if Ты dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

Your sitting in your room, on your bed, Музыка from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. секунды before this moment Ты were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making Ты laugh, like he always has. Just as Ты thought he was going to ask Ты to go to the movies, или come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng...
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*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt Ты luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as ГИР walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to кекс *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by zim123456
 the волк logo on okami the robot
the wolf logo on okami the robot
i was on skool grounds i saw dib trow a textbook at zim's head and i grab my textbook trow at dib's head.

"owww!!"dib yelled

zim was laughing at dib while he is saying oww.

i pick up my textbook and help zim up off the ground.

"are Ты ok zim"

"fine,but not my head and nice trow."


dib's head stop hurting and went to class.

me and zim went to class too.

after skool i was near zim's base and hear my name called.

zim pov

she is outside my base and i have do something so say her name.


she was wave at me.

i com out the house and ran to her,i saw her eye's was yellow.

the she grab my hand i felt...
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posted by zim123456
again,i can't sleep and i have to take a exam. in the morning but that wasn't it,i feel i wasn't in this world anymore but i push the feeling away and turn on the tv i was watching invader zim.yeah a college girl watching a cartoon but i was a fangirl of zim.

i feel of triedness i turn off the tv and go to постель, кровати went to sleep.

i woke up i push myself out of постель, кровати it felt diff. in the house i got dress and walk around the house i don't see my parents или my cat name new york.

i went outside and i went to school it spell skool "ah crap" i ran to my house and hear a knock on the door.

"you need to report...
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making ужин for myself; I was in a short sleeved white блузка and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh сено, сена Dib, what are you...
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posted by SweetSponge
*a black cat with white paws, a white tipped tail, and two white stripes on her back burst into the room and mews some sort of chant*

Kad: aw, a kitty!

Cat: stay back, Twoleg!

Kil: it can talk!

Cat: my name is StarLight. i only need the Irkens. *flicks tail* come on.

Zim:*whispers to Sasha* i don't think i trust this cat.

Sasha: Zimmy, don't be silly! of course we can trust a cat! she looks no еще than 11 months old!*turns to Starlight* ok, we're coming.

Starlight: thank you. *dips head respectfully and leads them into the woods until they stumble upon a broken Sir Unit* Cynders last request...
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A wonderful nightmare

There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, или suffer the рафт, плот of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted by the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and еще uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...
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posted by Invader_K

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*

She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.


I made sandwhiches!

I just noticed Ты were closer to earth...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Tak:Uhh Those Любовь Birds
Tak:Uhh Those Love Birds
Tak:I Cant Take It Anymore

Gaz:Did I Ask U *Looks At Her*



Tak:Hmm..Wht Should I Do To Break Those Two Up.....I KNOW! I Should Get Revenge >:)

Gaz:Revenge *Adds* Wht Kind Of Revenge

Tak:I Should Kiss Zim Infront Of Dib>:)

Gaz:Idk If U Should To Tht Tak

Tak:Come On It Will Be Fun

Gaz: I Wont Присоединиться U HMPH!! Winer! *Walks Away*

Tak:Fine >:(

*Mean While*

Dib:Uhh Wht Should I Do Now?


Dib:Who Could Tht Be :)

*Opens Door*

Zim:Oh Hii Dib

Dib:Zim Wht Are U Doing Here?

Zim:I Came To Ask U Sumthing

Dib:Wht Is It

Zim:I Want To U Know...Make Out Like All The Time...
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posted by Invader_K
Blink went to sleep after 4 hours. Dib and Zim noticed Blink's door was shut, Zim glared at Dib. Dib looked at Zim. "Why are Ты glaring at me?" Dib asked, looking annoyed. "Because Dib. Because." Zim said, folding his arms. "Why???" Dib asked, this time almost yelling. "I'll give Ты a hint, Ты stupid stupid pig monster. Blink." Zim said, looking angry. "What about her?" Dib asked. "Well, Ты see, Blink was my best friend, AND Ты украл, палантин HER!" Zim shouted, pushing Dib onto the floor. Dib got up and Pushed Zim back, only harder, and Zim hit the wall. Zim threw a lamp at Dib's head, and Dib...
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posted by InvaderJel
This drives me insane.
Ты know ZaTr and ZaGr and DaTr? All them? I hate it. So. Much. Ты know why? In the Invader Zim world romance will not ever exist. The "couples", except from Dib and Tak, who didn't mind each other, whereas Dib, Zim, Gaz and Tak hate each other. God, I've heard Dib and Zim romance. If there were any romance existing on Invader Zim it definitely wouldn't be Dib and Zim together. On Invader Zim many things happen. But not romance.
Ты know on the Bestest Friend episode when he tries to make a so-called friend? If he does not make friends, and only rides by himself as a loner, he definitely would not feel love.
that is all. kthxbai.
posted by misanthrope86

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense или is offensive. But here goes...

1) Ты are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring Ты to like ZaDr, или to visit the ZaDr club, или to look at and Комментарий on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Любовь Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My сердце Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A Вопрос Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's сердце <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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