Ok,yea...1st of all...i didn't write this so its not my Статья but i did't add this as a link cuz no1 checks that out so here we go
++WHAT'S HAPPENING SO FAR: Yeah. I skipped the cooking parts! DX I don't care!
We're at the part where it gets funny. 8D++
Itachi: Well! Eat up! ^/_^
Obito, Sasuke, And Me: .......................
Itachi: What?
Obito: .....It looks like it's moving. o_o
Sasuke: ....*Poking the Еда with a fork*
Me: I think I'll skip ужин tonight. ._.
Itachi: OH NO! Ты GUYS AREN'T LEAVING UNTIL THE Еда IS GONE!! -/_-
Me: D: WHAT!?
Sasuke: I REFUSE!! ><
Obito: I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT NASTY STUFF. O_e
Me: OBJECTION!!
Itachi: We're not in the court room.
Obito: ......DINNER OBJECTION! DX
Itachi: I swear to god Ты guys are weird.
Food: *Starts to move*
Obito: I TOLD Ты IT WAS MOVING O_O
Itachi: o/_o;
Sasuke: ............................Itachi.....Do Ты need to go to cooking class или something?
Me: *Frozen*
Sasuke: THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING! DX I'm going to go to See Naruto. *Disappears*
Me: ................TO THE VIDEO GAME STORE 8D *Also Disappears*
Obito: ....I'm going to iHop. ._. *Runs off to across the улица, уличный where iHop is*
Itachi: HEY! HEYY!! Ты GUYS ARE GONNA PAY ><
Itachi: GET BACK HERE NOOOOWWWW!
++AND THAT'S WHY ITACHI NEVER COOKED AGAIN.++
++....SO NOW. THE TESTING FOR ITACHI GETTING BETTER IN COOKING IS NOW STARTING.
THE AKATSUKI, AND MANY OTHERS WILL HELP HIM ON THIS PATH TO GOOD COOKING!++
Sasuke: Okay. Now...Give us your best food.
Naruto: I HOPE IT'S RAMEN! >w<
Me: ......DANGOS ><
Deidara: Itachi is sort of a bad cook, un.
Sasori: Yeah...I'm pretty worried.
Tobi: TOBI WANT ICE-CREAM!
Hidan: TOBI NO GET ICE-CREAM. - -
Zetsu:.....Meep! *3*
Kisame: I'LL ENJOY IT!......As long as it isn't shark. =o_o=
Itachi: EAT EVERYONE ><
Everyone: *Starts eating*
++FEW минуты LATER++
Itachi: ....Guys? o/_o
Everyone: *On the ground twitching* Gaahhh.....
Itachi: Oh dear.....T/_T
++ITACHI WILL STILL CONTINUE ON!++