jacob

Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear.
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If either of Ты set so much as one toe on my land tomorrow…
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Okay, but if you’re going to get picky like that, Ты have to average in size, too. You’re so small, I’ll have to knock ten years off your total.
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Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.
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I believe that… we have a date.
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