"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."

"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."

"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a Еда group."

"I'm a virgin. I just wanted Ты to know, in case ... I just wanted Ты to know."

"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would Ты take romantic Совет from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"

"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help Ты for once."

"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."

"There is no еще hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No еще Nairtinis, no еще headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"