Johnny wants to talk to his teacher, so he asks her if they can exchange a few words after class. She agrees.
Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”
She agrees one еще time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:
Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny: “Tokio.”
And they continue taking this test for еще than half an час – and Johnny makes no mistakes, his Ответы are perfect. The principal is satisfied, but the teacher jumps in and wants to add a few Вопросы on her own. The principal agrees.
Teacher: “Ok, let’s try some general questions. Cow has four of them, but I have two. What am I talking about?”
Johnny: “Legs.”
Teacher: “Correct. What can we find in your pants, but not in mine?”
A principal is surprised and kind of embarrassed…
Johnny: “Pockets.”
Teacher: “Correct again! Where do women have the curliest hair?”
Johnny: “In Africa!”
Teacher: “What is soft but becomes hard in women’s hands?”
Johnny: “A nail polish!”
Teacher: “What do men and women in the middle of their legs?”
Johnny: “Knees!”
Teacher: “If Ты compare married and single women – married woman has a wider… what?”
Johnny: “A wider bed!”
Teacher: “Which part of my body is wet most of the time?”
Johnny: “Your tongue!”
Teacher: “What starts with the letter ‘t’ and names something, that men like to watch?”
Johnny: “A (skin) tan!”
The principal is left speechless, and he decides to end this test. He turns to the Johnny, and says: “I’m not sending Ты to high school, but directly to college. Even I would answer all of the Вопросы wrong!”
Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”
She agrees one еще time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:
Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny: “Tokio.”
And they continue taking this test for еще than half an час – and Johnny makes no mistakes, his Ответы are perfect. The principal is satisfied, but the teacher jumps in and wants to add a few Вопросы on her own. The principal agrees.
Teacher: “Ok, let’s try some general questions. Cow has four of them, but I have two. What am I talking about?”
Johnny: “Legs.”
Teacher: “Correct. What can we find in your pants, but not in mine?”
A principal is surprised and kind of embarrassed…
Johnny: “Pockets.”
Teacher: “Correct again! Where do women have the curliest hair?”
Johnny: “In Africa!”
Teacher: “What is soft but becomes hard in women’s hands?”
Johnny: “A nail polish!”
Teacher: “What do men and women in the middle of their legs?”
Johnny: “Knees!”
Teacher: “If Ты compare married and single women – married woman has a wider… what?”
Johnny: “A wider bed!”
Teacher: “Which part of my body is wet most of the time?”
Johnny: “Your tongue!”
Teacher: “What starts with the letter ‘t’ and names something, that men like to watch?”
Johnny: “A (skin) tan!”
The principal is left speechless, and he decides to end this test. He turns to the Johnny, and says: “I’m not sending Ты to high school, but directly to college. Even I would answer all of the Вопросы wrong!”
A bunny goes to a пляж, пляжный and lights a cigarette. Since he was a newbie smoker the effect was stronger than it usually is. So he was lying on a nearby rock and a goldfish came to check what’s wrong:
Goldfish: “Hey dude, are Ты OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are Ты doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes Ты kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! Ты just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”
The goldfish does as told and meets a кит during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a кит as well. A few moments later a кит comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the кит and screams his lungs out:
Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
Goldfish: “Hey dude, are Ты OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are Ты doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes Ты kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! Ты just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”
The goldfish does as told and meets a кит during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a кит as well. A few moments later a кит comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the кит and screams his lungs out:
Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
Even when Ты say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still
Ты tell me that Ты Любовь me
When I go to leave
Ты tell me I'm your only one
And I let myself believe
I know that Ты are using me
But you'll never let me go
I know that Ты don't Любовь me
I know I'm just for show
I don't know If I can stand
To see Ты Любовь another girl
Ты know that Ты broke my сердце
Ты know that your my world
But while your standing by my side
I'll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together