Insolent chains of luv clunged my innoscent heart,, causing chaos in evry трещина, сплит of its part,, changed my world changed evry scenario of mine,, creating indelible thoughts of JOE in evry nick of time,, the pleasant climate outside seems to make laugh on me,, thru the smoky sky evn faries &angels can see,, furius wind squizing me in its arms leaves me infatuated (mad) ,, i beg it to take me along but my flight was resticated,, i just wanted to peep inside his world,, instead it whispers 2 wait as there r mysteries still to be unfurld,, meloncholy of joe's eyes cannot be expressed in words,, despondent was my plea i.e why nobdy heard...........

My giant tongue wouldn't stop growing (my giant tongue wouldn't stop growing)
A Ghost украл, палантин our lives savings
Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)

We're sorry. We published last that Joe Jonas is dating Miley Cyrus, but he is for SURE dating Britney Spears!
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!

JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH

Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!

love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!

It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of Фаны of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, или Demi?

    Joseph Adam Jonas was born on August 15,1989. He was born at Casa Grande,Arizona. Joseph has three brothers, his first bother is named Paul Kevin Jonas Jr. he is 21 years old, his секунда brother is named Nicolas Jerry Jonas he is 16 years old, his last brother is named Franklin Nathaniel Jonas. His mom's name is Denice Jonas, and his dad's name is Paul Kevin Jonas Sr.. He does not have any sisters, but he does have some one that is like a sister to him and her name is Maya Kibbel Her dad died when she was a baby so the Jonas family helped and took care of her mother and her so she got to grow up with the Jonas Brothers and their family, would'nt that be so cool to grow up with them!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope Ты like this little Статья about Joseph Adam Jonas, thankyou for Чтение this!!!!!


sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102

When:
1)your Друзья get annoyed of Ты when Ты cant stop talking about him
2)you Любовь every thing about him not just his hotness
3)you dreamed about him before
4)all your Друзья knows you're the future Mrs. joe Jonas (LOL)
5)you're having a bad день ,you just watch funny Видео about joe :D
6)you have еще than 30 pic of joe (ONLY joe)
7)you're jealous from demi and Chelsea.. (any girl who comes near him)
8)you want to kill Camilla
9)you know еще than 20 facts about him
10)you will do anything to go to his concert
11)he's your Избранное Jonas brother
13)he's your dream guy
14)you Любовь his pick up line "I got my библиотека card and i'm checking Ты out"
15)you have a Joe Jonas Стена in your room
16)you know who DJ Danger is
17) Ты say "Awkward!"

there are a lot еще but i didn't have time to write them all
hope Ты liked it

Here is a soap Box Статья on Joe Jonas. The adorible 18 год old who will soon be 19. His birthday is August 15th. There will be so many Вопросы for all Ты Joe Jonas Фаны that i am going to ask them now.
1.What's Joe's Избранное color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others

it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if Ты have any еще Вопросы email me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do Ты have in common with Joe Jonas?

Rumor или Not?

London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ звезда Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret дата but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.

The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.

They tried to keep their ужин дата hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.

“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out by the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a Источник as saying.

The Источник addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”

Joe Jonas usually looks pretty stylish, and it turns out the 22-year-old has a serious shoe obsession!






Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I Любовь shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."






That's a lot of footwear!






He also said, "Every time I Показать my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.




I have еще clothes than a lot of my Друзья who are girls.




But I just Любовь clothes and I Любовь fashion."





Are Ты surprised by Joe's obssession?