i got a joke....its lame,but funny...(clears throat) what does an almost cooked egg say when Ты tell it a good joke? .......Answer= Ты cracked me up!!! (drum beat- silent and bored crowd)
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Remember, when someone annoy's Ты it take 42 different muscles to frown. BUT.. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and B*^%H SLAP that mother f&*^%$ upside the head!
Saturday joke: A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to deliver... The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG...lol.
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Husband asks his wife, Do Ты know the meaning of WIFE? It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - ...With Idiot For Ever
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wachen tv LOL this dude looks like godzzlila lolbig head LOL face looks like monkey LOL he funny godda go gonna wach a movie bye
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Эй,
guys i have a joke: the officer:what's ur name? the man :admen Adolf. the officer:sex? man :yeah once или twice a week... officer:no i meant male или female? man :oh yeah i do it with male. female anyone... officer:holy cows.... man:yeah even cows,lots of Животные officer:oh dear.... man :no deer runs 2 fast :P:P:P:P:D:D:D:looooooooooooool
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