Lothlorien

1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind дата with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond Пение in the душ *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a дерево and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH...

On the first день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the секунда день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth день of Рождество a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...