S1E01

Kenzi: Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way.

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Bo: Did you feel that? That was like the fourth of July in my mouth.

S1E06

Kenzi: [scrubbing her mouth vigorously after ingesting human corpse-based soup] Anybody got a breath mint?

S1E08

Bo: You cut out Siegfried's heart, and forced a woman to drown her own children.
Vex: Well, I never said I was perfect, did I?

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Bo: You know, I think you're the first person I'm going to enjoy killing.
Vex: Well that's awfully judgmental, you barely know me!

S1E11

Vex: Looky, looky, looky, lu. Look who's come out clubbing! The unaligned love machine!

S1E13

Kenzi: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow your roll, okay? I just need...I just need a little wee recap. Just to make sure I got everything right, okay? Um, Saskia is really Aoife. Aoife is really your mother. And last night... Dyson really, really banged your... Mom.
Bo :Well, I think technically she banged him, but yeah.

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Kenzi: Who's captain dead guy?
Lauren: He's a light elder. He was killed last night.
Bo: By a succubus?
Lauren: By something sharp and pointy.

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Saskia: Hate's like beauty, baby. The real stuff fades, but it never dies.

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Bo: So, what, you, me, and your himbo army - we're gonna take down the Fae as they flee from us and our male models?

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Kenzi: Well, you are reasonably important yourself, so don't get too heroic on me, okay?
Hale: Nah. I'll play it just like you, all right? General cowardice with moments of crazy bravery.

S2E05

Kenzi: Oh, my god. Guys, this just in. You're a police man, who's also his own police dog! How did I not see this before? Seriously, dude!

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Dyson: It's a pack thing, babe.
Kenzi: Oh, my god.

S2E06

Kenzi: Excuse me, Vex, dude. Look, I know you're all powerful and you could probably take me down too, but if you do, your boys are coming with me.

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Kenzi: If you hurt my best friend again, one day, in the future, anthropologists will find your skeleton in an unmarked grave with a massive, massive, life ending blow to your head, by a totally awesome chick that rhymes with frenzy.

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Hale: You want some pancakes with that syrup?
Kenzi: One more word. One more word, and I'll be having siren with my syrup.
Hale: You're getting nasty in your old age.

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Kenzi: How did you do that?
Hale: I got skills.
Kenzi: Will you marry me?
Hale: Nah, you drink too much.

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Bo: I don't want to hurt you lady, now step away from the pervert.

S2E09

Kenzi: Hey guys, how would I know if the dude was inside me?
Detective Hale: Been awhile?

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Dyson: Uh, Bobo, I got the wolf junk, babe.
Kenzi: Don't touch it. Don't touch anything.

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Dyson: Check me out! Kickin' it in the wolf man! Yeah!

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Dyson: What we need to do is sit them down and play a little game. Good cop, Kenzi cop!

S2E21

Vex: Oi, cupcakes, eh, toothpaste?
Kenzi: Footlocker.
Bo: And take off my kimono!

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Bo: You really do have a death wish, don't you, Vex?
Vex: Eh, that's just a tap between friends. She'll get over it. But let's not dilly dally, ey?

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Redcap: It tingles.
The Morrigan: This won't.

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Kenzi: You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools.

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Kenzi: What, did the Norn also take your kahones? Huh?
Dyson: Actually, uhh...
Kenzi: What? When? oh. You made a joke.

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The Morrigan: You'll pay!
Paulo: Yeah? What are you gonna do? Unsexy break dance me to death?

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Bo: You like to watch, I get it. We all have our kinks.
Trick: Bo. She's just a kid.

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The Norn: No, you wouldn't dare.
Kenzi: Oh yes, I would. I'm human remember? We drive SUV's, and we dump raw sewage into pretty lakes, and we will burn this planet to the ground if it means just one more cheeseburger.

S2E22

Vex: Well, what are we waitin' for? Stab the little bugger!

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Vex: Sorry darlin', but I'm still not comfortable with that idea.
Lauren: Well you better get comfortable, because I'm going to shove this arm so far down your throat, you'll be mesmerizing your own bowel movements.
Vex: Oh, when you put it like that.

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Lauren: How are you doing?
Vex: Oh, peachy. Yeah, lying down has relieved the pain in my shattered arm completely.

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Vex: Oh, go ahead and merge naughty bits already! I mean, seriously, am I the only one seeing this?

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Kenzi: What language is this? It's like a cross between hieroglyphics and a doctor's prescription pad.

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Vex: Blimey, we really are buggered.



Well these are just a few of my favourites(Loads of Kenzi & Vex)Yeah yeah I know!:P
Now start posting yours,fellow Fae-natics!