Come on. Get your coat.
We gotta go.



-You have everything?
-Yeah.



Hurry up, sweetie. We're late.



Ty. Today, papí.



You're killing me, Ty.
Right now, you're killing Mommy.



-Okay, let's go.
-It's not my fault, Mom.



Ты want to do
your speech for me?



Ty! Hello? That's better.



Ты don't have to listen
to that 24 hours a day.



Wait. It's Simon and Garfunkel.



That's why L tell Ты to tie your shoes.
I know. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.



-You can't just turn them off, Mom.
-I understand, baby. Come on.



-Careful of the puddle.
-Why'd they break up?



-Who?
-Simon and Garfunkel.



Ты got me.
Ты can Google it at school.



Let's go.



Will L get in trouble
if L didn't give my speech?



Because l'm not really feeling it.



What do Ты mean? You've been
working all summer on that speech.



-I can't wait to hear it.
-It's boring.



Not to me или to abuela
или to your dad.



I thought we were meeting him after.



No way. He's coming, and then you
guys are going camping. Remember?



He's gonna be late,
and then everyone will see.



Look, he knows what time it starts.
Don't worry, he'll be there.



-Hey, look at me.
-What?



-You got something on your face there.
-Where?



-Right there.
-Ma! Mom! Mom, no! Stop!



There it is. I got it!



-Hey, guys. How's it going?
-Hey, Ty.



What's up?
The speech thing is at : .



I know. Come here.
Ты got something on your face.



-Mom!
-What?



-Please.
-I'm sorry. Mr. Cool Guy.



I Любовь you.



Have a good day.



-Morning, Marisa.
-What's up, Cora? How my diamonds?



-They're hanging with your rubies.
-I like the sound of that.



-Just made it, Marisa.
-I always do.



-Good morning, Marisa.
-What's up, Keef?



How's the weather?
Sunshine. That's nice.



Anything good on?



He opened the door for the paper.
The wife just pushed him out.



That nasty butt first thing
in the morning, l'd kick him out too.



Oh, my God. Wait a minute. He's
one of mine, the lactose intolerant.



I like how Ты name the people.



What do Ты call me
behind my back, L wonder.



Yeah. Can L get a халат, одеяние to the
Charles Suite ASAP? Thank you.



I call Ты God because Ты see
everything and Ты still smile.



-I'm cool with that. I surely am.
-I'll see Ты later, Keef.



A Beresford maid is expedient.
A Beresford maid is thorough.



A Beresford maid serves with a smile.



And above all, a Beresford maid
strives to be invisible.



Maybe we can disappear
one день altogether.



Ты know what L just heard?



Christina? History after the st.



Christina кухня or
Christina assistant manager?



Assistant manager.
Ты know what that means?



Somebody else is gonna be
busting my жопа, попка on the nd.



Wrong. It means we're gonna
need an assistant manager.



-Yo, Barb, we still on for happy hour?
-Ten hours and counting.



Hey, Marisa, Ты here?



Can L finish getting dressed,
please? Thank you.



You're the one who keeps
talking about being a manager.



All l'm saying is, it could be you.



They're not gonna make
a maid a manager.



Why not? Today's a new day.
Anything's possible.



Ты know what l'm saying?



Friday morning, people!
Lots to do. Heads up.



Mr. Bextrum has an announcement
to make. Mr. Bextrum.



Christina Howard's promotion created
a vacancy that we've decided to fill...



...with in-house personnel.



-Perhaps one of our butlers.
-Excuse me, Mr. Bextrum, sir?



-Yes, Miss Kehoe?
-Can a maid apply?



Technically, if an employee's been
here for three consecutive years...



...he or, indeed, she,
is qualified to apply.



So yes. Sure. Absolutely.
Why not? Anything is possible.



Ты hear that?
The man сказал(-а) anything's possible.



Yeah, L guess he did.



On to new business.



Mr. Radcliff is checking out of .
Mr. Greenwald is checking in.



He's back on the wagon,
so let's clear out the minibar.



Kanaa CFO, Mr. Fukimoro,
is checkina into .



Stock Evian, shampoo the ruas
and extra slippers for his auests.



Marisa, heads up
on the Madison Suite.



Housekeeping.



Mrs. Saae is arrivina
with the children...



...preferably after Mr. Saae's
airlfriend departs.



Ты son of a bitch!



Let's make sure it's
a smooth transition.



The Guedj sisters are back.
We'll track them on surveillance...



...but do keep an eye on all
bathrobes, cutlery and liaht fixtures.



Sotheby's director, Caroline Lane,
has switched from the Four Seasons.



She requested a park view...



...and favors purple orchids
and lavender scents.



Assemblyman Chris Marshall
arrives today.



He's aearina up his campaian...



...so his suite will be doublina
as a conference center...



... with the liquor and coffee bars
turnina over every four hours.



And he's brinaina his larae doa,
so we'll need proper accouterments.



And finally, Mr. Newman is back
in the Sherman Suite.



Careful, ladies, he's a full Monty.



-I had no idea anyone was here.
-Don't worry about it, Mr. Monty.



No big deal.



-And L do mean no big deal.
-No big deal.



Lavender!



-You're very creative, Marisa.
-Thank you, ma'am.



Since Ты have to leave at :
go find Lionel and have him sign off.



-Sir, L need Ты to sign off on the--
-Damn!



Oh, good Lord. Here, let me.



-Here Ты go.
-Thank you.



Oh, God. Your hand's bleeding.



Here. Squeeze tight.



Damn. He's checked in.



Quote, "Sentimental favorite
Chris Marshall...



...blah, blah, blah...



...son of late Senator
Graham Marshall, blah, blah...



...is expected to run for his father's
сиденье, место, сиденья in the Далее election."



-End quote.
-Let me see that. Let me see it, Jerry.



Ты don't need to see it. No.



-Give it here.
-Fine. But L hadn't finished it yet.



"Sentimental favorite
and Playboy politico...



...Assemblyman Chris Marshall...."
Guess Ты missed a few words, Jer.



What, " playboy"?
That's a compliment.



"Who called off his engagement
to über babe Daniella фургон, ван Graas...



...arrives in town solo."
Respectful, huh?



Well, listen, Ты know, you're
a public figure. It's news. So what?



We were never engaged.
Whose side are Ты on?



Yours. That's why sometimes
Ты have to listen to me.



-Every now and again it might be nice.
-Here.



Welcome to the Beresford,
Mr. Marshall.



-Hello.
-My name is Lionel.



-Lionel?
-I'm the floor butler.



If there's anything Ты need,
please call me.



Thank you. This is Jerry,
and this is Dan, and the dog is Rufus.



Thank you, Lionel.
Nice to meet you. Thanks.



We'll call Ты if we need you. Chris,
will Ты look at me, please? Chris?



-Can Ты look at me for a minute?
-What? L am looking at you.



We're going to Maddox's thing
on Monday night.



No, Jerry, we're not.



See, this is when L wish your
old man were here to back me up.



-What?
-I said, L wish your old man...



-...were here to back me up.
-My father had no use for that man.



Your father knew how
to use that man.



-Where are Ты going?
-What?



-That depends. Where are Ты going?
-Bathroom. Alone.



-Yeah. Fine. Go. Great. Yeah. Sure.
-Thank you.



Call me if Ты need anything.



Oh, my God. I'm sorry, sir.



Thank you.



Sir.



Thank you. Thank Ты very much.
I'm so clumsy.



-Happens to all of us. Here.
-Thank you.



-Let me help you.
-Thank you.



-Where do those go?
-Caroline Lane. Park Suite.



She just checked in with a request
for immediate unpack and press.



Here. Blood and Dolce:



Thank you. Thank you.



I mean, there are limits.



You're so bad. Ты really are, Rach.



Yes, just hold on a second.



Thank you. Anything, L mean,
it's up and down.



One day, we're looking at rings,
and the Далее day, we're breaking up.



Yeah. No way.



So l...



...had my assistant accidentally forward
my calendar for the week to his e-mail.



Of course, L added a few extra lunch
dates and ужин parties with my ex.



Fantastic, right?



Eric will be furious.



-That needs pressing.
-Okay.



But let's not forget Eric trades
commodities for a living.



A little competition right now
might increase my market value.



Listen, my darling, l'm going
to be late. I'll call Ты later, okay?



Excuse me. Sorry.



Could Ты just hold up those two
outfits that Dolce sent over earlier?



These two?



Well, L just simply can't tell
without the stockings.



Could L ask Ты an enormous favor?



I mean, L know this isn't your job,
and l'd never normally ask, but l'm so....



-It's okay.
-You're such a doll.



Would Ты run down to Madison
and get me three pairs of pantyhose?



-The concierge usually does that.
-Yes, but it will get Остаться в живых in translation.



Please. Ты look like
you're someone...



...who knows the difference
between taupe and caramel.



-Okay.
-Thanks.



Here. Thank Ты so much.



-Okay.
-Oh, and sorry.



Can Ты send someone else
to finish the unpacking, please?



-Right away.
-Thanks.



Bye.



Attention! Somebody's coming!



-You think it's gonna rain?
-Maybe. It's possible.



-Hi, where's the fire?
-Nowhere.



I just got sent on an errand.
I'm already late.



-Get these pressed for me?
-Sure, in my spare time.



By the way, two poodles
raiding your cart.



-What?
-Can't be late for Ty!



Mary Anne, if Ты don't wear
that dress, l'm gonna come over.



I'm gonna go in your closet.
I'm gonna put it on for you.



Wait. Hold on a sec.



Excuse me, miss?
Where are Ты going?



-In back to see if Carrie's here.
-Carrie's not here.



So could Ты just step away?



Away.



Away. Away from there.
Thank you.



Hi. Sorry. Okay, so Ты go first.



No, you! No, you.



Get out.



-Get out.
-Excuse me, just a moment.



Ты know what? L have customers,
so go on quick.



Yeah. Then what?



No, he didn't.



-No, he didn't.
-Can L just ask Ты one question?



Ты know what, ma'am?
Ты have to wait. Okay?



What? No, a maid.



-I don't know.
-Yo.



-You can't be back here.
-Leezette?



What are Ты doing?



Being that we're sisters
in the service business...



...and l'm in a rush...



...l'd say Ты start serving
your low-end customers...



...because that's
the reason you're here.



Unless we're not good enough
for Ты to service.



In which case,
l'm sure your manager is.



What do Ты say, ladies?
Am L right или am L right?



-You're right.
-Oh, yes.



-Sorry, Mom.
-Baby, where were you?



Keef, do me a favor.



These go to the goddess
in the Park Suite.



-I got you. Don't forget the bags.
-Thank you.



Are Ты ready?



-I'm not gonna have time to change.
-Sure Ты do. We'll be a little late.



No, Ma, we cannot be late, okay?



-Come on.
-I was on time.



Are they here yet?



-Hello?
-Marisa?



Yeah. Marcus. Yeah.



No, L can't hear you.



-When's Ty's speech aaain?
-I'll get it.



In minutes, at : .



-And Ты cannot be late.
-Well....



Marcus!



-You're just breaking up. What?
-I can't be there. I'm in Miami.



-Please tell me you're kidding.
-I'm in Miami with Muasy.



Don't do this to me, Marcus.



Don't let him get away with it.
Be strong, Marisa.



What am L supposed
to tell him this time?



-This weekend is the holiday.
-I know.



-He's counting on it.
-He'll aet over it.



-I'll take him at Christmas, okay?
-Tell somebody who believes you.



I gotta go.



That shit.



This fell out of your bag. Is it yours?



Yeah, thanks.



Management, huh?



Que fancy.



What?



I'm not saying a word.



Can Ты not say a word
somewhere else?



And our Далее speaker
will be Ty Ventura.



Richard Milhous Nixon...



:::was a man
of many contradictions.



Even though
he is remembered in history...



...as the only president
to ever resign...



...his foreign policies
and his relations with China...



...opened up the Western door
to Eastern--



I mean, Eastern door
to Western ties.



That's enough.



Born a Quaker,
he was nevertheless....



He was responsible for bombing...



...for the violent bombing of....



Richard Nixon was born in....



Hey, baby.



They were all laughing at me,
and then L Остаться в живых my words.



Ты know, it happens
sometimes, honey.



I never want to do that again, okay?



You're going to do better Далее time.



No.



All right, we'll talk about it later...



...because L got something for you.
The new Nixon tapes.



Come on, Ты know
Ты wanna open it.



Mom.



Oh, papí.



I'm sorry.



Where's Dad?



He had a construction job
in Poughkeepsie.



It was paying time and a half,
and he had to do it, baby.



It's okay.



So you'll hang out with me
at the hotel this weekend, okay?



A married guy was buying
clothes for his girlfriend.



I know. He gave me
his number yesterday.



-What's up, Frannie, Michelle?
-Good morning.



-Hey, Ty, how are you?
-What's up, Ty?



Lily?



We're here.



Hey, are Ты going to keep me
company today, Ty?



-Yeah?
-Yeah.



Now, he's got Книги and puzzles
and all kinds of fun stuff. Right, baby?



-I'm on if Ты need me, okay?
-Okay.



So l'll see Ты at lunchtime.



Ты all right?



I'm cool.



Ты know, L am really sorry
about all this.



It's not your fault.



-See Ты later. Thank you.
-Sure.



What's with the face?



He's a kid. He has
a whole hotel to play with.



-We come here every day.
-He'll have a ball.



Ты сказал(-а) it.



-You need to loosen up.
-I'm not interested.



-Why are Ты stealing my tissues?
-I need them.



While you're there, get me soap,
душ caps, some Kiehl's.



We need some fun in our lives.
Be spontaneous, kick up our skirts.



-The expression is " heels."
-Maybe for you.



-I'm with you, girl.
-You only live once.



-You know. Come on.
-No.



Live it, girl.



I'm living.



I'm living.



Come on, help me clean the
Park Suite. You're not doing nothing.



Oh, sorry. Aren't you
the maid L had yesterday?



-Yes, ma'am.
-Oh, fantastic. I need another favor.



I'm late for lunch,
otherwise l'd do it.



Would Ты run down to the boutique
and return the outfits in the closet?



-Sure, l'll take care of it.
-Thank you. You're the best.



Okay.



-Who's she?
-She's the goddess.



She's staying in the Park Suite.
Ты two have a lot in common.



Yeah? Then why am L the one
wearing the uniform?



What L meant was
that she also has a boyfriend...



...who she's been with for a while,
who still has not popped--



Her cherry?
Because then we'd be identical.



-What are Ты looking at?
-I meant the question.



My God, is your mind always...



...on the pepperoni?



That's right, baby.



All right, here's the difference
between me and the goddess.



She's playing games
to trick him into wanting her--



-And you're what?
-I'm working hard for the money.



Speaking of which, Ты hand
in your application? Management?



Yeah.



What are Ты doing?



-Dolce, nice.
-No, no, come on, get out of there.



I'm just taking a little peek.
They're going back anyway.



You're gonna get us in trouble.



Hello, ladies.



Leave that stuff alone. Come on.



You're supposed to be
helping me out in here.



Feel this material.



I mean, it's like butter.



Oh, my God.



This stuff is $ .



For one white outfit?
How do Ты keep it clean?



Scotchgard.



Oh, yeah.
They're a you're a .



What are Ты doing?
What are Ты doing?!



And shoes too.



Shoes. Size . Perfect.



-I'm a L .
-Which means you're an .



Just put on some gym socks,
you're good to go.



That's it. Put this stuff back.
What are Ты doing?



Not until Ты try it on.



I can't try on her clothes!



They're not hers. They're not Dolce's.
Technically, they've been abandoned.



Let's not let them hear us.



Who, the clothes?



Marisa Ave Maria Ventura...



...when will Ты или L ever get
to try on a $ anything?



Come on, feel how
the other half feels, huh?



Hey, Lily, what are Ты doing?



Hey. I'm sewing on a button.



What's the cook making for lunch?



Saturday, you'll have
mac and cheese.



Where Ты going?



Around. I'll be right back.



-Stay close, okay?
-Okay.



Rufus.



Rufus, come here.
Come here. Sit.



-Where are Ты going?
-For a walk.



No, there's a League of Women Voters
lunch downstairs.



-We should do a drive-by.
-A quick pit stop?



Yeah, in and out.
Leave them laughing.



-Hey, Jer, quick question. Be honest.
-Sure thing.



Do L look as stupid
as Ты think L am?



No. I mean, you're not stupid.
What are Ты talking about?



-Come on.
-Where are Ты going? No.



Ты have a problem
with the ladies' lunch?



I have a problem trying to upstage
Victor Delgado. Remember him?



The guy running against me for Senate,
scheduled to speak downstairs?



He's not speaking until : .



I know this offends your sense
of fairness, but l'd like to win.



-You don't give up.
-No, of course not.



That's why Ты hired me.
Look, Ты go to the luncheon, okay?



Ты go to Maddox's thing on Monday.
" Hello," "goodbye," you're Главная free.



Define "free."



Look, they have people who will
walk your dog for you.



-I mean, L know that's a crazy idea.
-I want to walk my own dog.



Relax. You're starting
to lose your hair.



He's friendly.



-His name is Rufus.
-Hey, Rufus.



So, what are Ты listening to?



-The Best of Bread.
-Best of Bread? lnteresting.



What's your name?



-Ty.
-Nice to meet you, Ty. I'm Chris.



I'm bald and no one in particular.



I know who Ты are.



Yeah? What do Ты know?



I know that you're
the state assemblyman.



I know you're thinking
of running for senator.



I know your voting record and
your stand on environmental causes.



Great.



-Look, L hate to interrupt, but--
-Are Ты Republican?



Yes.



Why?



Richard Nixon was Republican.



So what?



-He lied.
-So, what does that mean?



Nothing.



Who told Ты to ask
these questions?



Nobody.



What press are Ты affiliated with?



I'm .



Your parents?
Democrat или Republican?



-What's the difference these days?
-I Любовь this kid.



Well, what's not to love?



-Where Ты going?
-I'm gonna walk Rufus.



What, are Ты Письмо a book?
ln minutes, okay?



-One pee.
-If Mom says okay, can L come?



-What?
-If my mom says okay, can L come?



-Sure. Where's your mom?
-Back on . Park Suite.



No, Ты know what, Chris?
You're in a hurry.



-He doesn't have time.
-No, he's in a hurry. I'm fine.



-You take him.
-What?



I'll go up with you.
I forgot his ball anyway.



I don't want to-- Wait!



Hold on!



Hi, honey. It's Ty!



What are Ты doing up here?



Where's Mom?



It's for you, ma'am.



What are Ты talking about?
Ty, don't you--?



Hey, Ma, this is Chris. He's got
a giant gray dog named Rufus.



And if Ты say okay,
l'm gonna go walk with him, okay?



-Hello.
-Hi.



Let's not forget. I'm a kid and L need
fresh air. Please, can L go, Mom?



I'm Chris Marshall.



Caroline...



...you want your coat?



-What?
-The weather can be so tricky here.



Weren't Ты saying
what a beautiful день it was?



Oh, you're going out?



Weren't Ты saying how you
wanted to stretch your legs?



Well, if your husband
wouldn't mind....



She doesn't have a husband.



-I don't have a husband.
-I insist, then.



-Come with us, if you're free.
-Yeah.



-Come on, Mom.
-Here we go.



I can't.



-Put these on.
-The shoes are too big.



Have a good time. Have fun.



-Come on, Ty, let's go find Rufus.
-Come on, Mom.



Mr. Marshall, John Bextrum,
hotel manager.



This is fun.



-So be cool, okay?
-Okay.



What's this?



If that slips out again,
tuck it in for me.



And the night before.
You're not answering your pager.



-Really? L never got the message.
-Really?



Ты сказал(-а) you'd take us to Niketown.



Well, here, l'll go down with you.



Beautiful ensemble.



How does she keep it clean?



Scotchgard?



Ты think that's the new girlfriend?



For tonight.



Ladies, would Ты like to Присоединиться us?



Pig!



Au revoir.



Bye-Bye.



Bye.



Come on, Rufus, just pee
because L have stuff to do.



-Pee! Lift your leg.
-Jerry Siegel, is that you?



Hey, Maddox, how are you?
Small world.



Ты know Victor Delgado.



Victor, Jerry Siegel,
Chris Marshall's right-hand.



-You groom also?
-That's good.



I was Показ Victor our new
building on th. Wanna Присоединиться us?



No, L can't. I'm jammed.
I've got--



-I can see that.
-Well, L mean--



Don't forget to scoop.



Kill! Kill! Rufus! Kill!



Let's go. You're gonna
have to hold it. Come on!



Okay, l'll handle it.
Walk to the park.



I'll get Rufus and Jerry,
and we'll catch up. Go ahead.



Guys, there's nothing here.
Just an old friend and her son.



-She got a name?
-Yeah, " Unidentified Old Friend."



Ты give me this,
l'll give Ты minutes...



...inside the benefit,
Monday night.



You'll get us in at the Met?



-You got it.
-Open bar?



-Don't push it.
-Thank you.



Come on, Rufus.



Did Ты have fun
with mean, old Jerry?



A great time!
lt was perfect timing.



Both Delgado and Maddox
saw me walking your goddamn dog.



See, Ты should get out more.
Come on, Rufus.



He's gonna be there.
He's gonna be there at : .



I want Ты there at : okay?
All right? Okay?



Bye. I'm going to shower.



I just borrowed them.
Pretty hot, though, huh?



I just borrowed them.
Pretty hot, though, huh?



-Wait up!
-Don't say anything. Just act--



I couldn't do it.
All those photographers all the time.



Ты don't know what Ты can do
until Ты have to.



There's not a lot of choice.
Ты get used to it.



-Can L take him?
-Sure. Go ahead.



-Be careful. He's strong.
-Come on.



-Be careful and stay close.
-I will.



Hang on!



Thanks for this.
He's been a little down lately.



Then yesterday, he gave a speech
at school, and he messed it up.



It was bad.



Speeches can be tricky.
What happened?



I don't know.
He just froze and ran off-stage.



Now he has this thing about speaking
in public. He's all freaked out.



I always get nervous
before L go on.



-Really?
-Yeah.



Well, not always.
Just sometimes.



-Mr. Marshall?
-Look at the dogs.



What a surprise, a dog walker.
Let me guess. Jerry sent you.



Yeah, to get Rufus.



-Is that Rufus?
-That's him.



He's beautiful.



-Can l?
-Sure.



-Hey, buddy!
-Can L have him?



-Okay.
-Thank you.



-Ma, can L go play?
-Yeah, go ahead.



This is for you.



-Thank you.
-Bye. Let's go.



It's from my nanny.



Do Ты want to sit down?



-Sure.
-Over here.



Cool, L won't get dirty.



Oh, Lord! L almost sat on your face.
Right there.



Ty seems like a terrific kid.



Thanks. I'm kind of crazy
about him.



I've never met a -year-old
Nixon aficionado.



Yeah, L know. Last year,
they studied the ' s at school...



...and he's become obsessed
with the politics, the music.



He was reading
the Kissinger biography.



-You're kidding!
-No.



I'm waiting for him to discover another
decade. Until then, l'm learning a lot.



Well, L think it's great.



-You do?
-I do.



Guess what? L threw a stick
in the air, and Rufus caught it!



-Really?
-Yeah. I'm gonna go do it again.



So how long are you
in town for?



I'm not sure.



Ты always stay at the Beresford?



Sometimes L feel like L live there.



So, what brings Ты here?



-Work.
-What do Ты do?



-Oh, my God! : by the tree.
-What?



Check it, : .



That's Eddie Yatter.



-What does he want?
-He's paparazzi. I can't shake him.



He works for Blanton Maddox...



...whose goal lately is
to catch me with another woman...



...so his sleazy tabloid can say
that l've broken up with--



Your supermodel fiancée?



Oh, God! Ty!



-What?
-Come on!



-I just realized that you--
-Excuse me?



-Sorry, it's just that my face is--
-What?



-What's wrong with your face?
-It's stuck to your--



What's that?



-Oh, God. Oh, God! Get it off.
-Here, let me. It's okay.



Oh, my God! Did L get
anything on it? ls it okay?



It's perfect.



-So....
-Okay.



Don't believe everything Ты read.



-Any of it true?
-No.



Well, we were seeing each other.
Now we're seeing less of each other.



It's complicated.



I want to Показать Ты something.
Follow me.



Oh, God.



-Let me help you.
-I got it. It's fine. I'm good.



Don't worry about me.



Look at that.



It's like two different worlds.



-Interesting perspective, huh?
-Yeah.



And l'd like to point out
it's paparazzi-free.



Ты know when L come here most
is when L have to make a speech...



...and L get nervous.



-You get nervous?
-Sure.



See that?



Sometimes when L have
to stand up in front of people...



...my сердце kind of races,
and L can't remember my words.



-Same here. I know.
-Really? Same with you?



Wow. Well, in my business,
it's not a good thing.



-What do Ты do?
-What do L do?



I want to Показать Ты something.



I hold on to this.



A paper clip?
Was that a paper clip?



It was.
I had to find something...



...to draw the nervous energy
away from my heart.



Like a....



-Like a lightning rod?
-Like a lightning rod. Exactly.



All the energy
goes into the paper clip.



And then what's left is....



Your speech.



Yeah, a smooth,
and l'd like to think...



...very compelling speech.



Some of the best speakers
in history...



...a paper clip.



Let me see, Henry Kissinger.



He wasn't known
for his speaking abilities.



No, he wasn't, was he?



Well, imagine what he would've
been like without the:



-He would've really sucked.
-He would've what?



-Really sucked.
-Right.



So maybe you'll try again?



Hey, Ma,
can we go see the penguins?



-Let's go see penguins.
-Five minutes.



-You're a bad influence.
-I am?



Hurry up!



Look at this guy go.



They're so funny.



They look like little, fat,
short guys with tuxedos.



Speaking of fat guys in tuxedos,
there's this thing Monday night.



It's a black-tie.
It's a $ -a-plate dinner.



-Oh, my God. $ per plate?
-$ a plate.



-I hope Ты get to keep the plate.
-You can if Ты want.



What is it for?



For the inner-city literacy campaign,
something L support.



It's a big benefit that Maddox
throws every year.



It's not quite as boring as it sounds.
I don't know, are Ты interested?



Wait a minute. Isn't that the guy who
hired Yatter to get pictures of you?



Yes, it is.



I don't get it.
Why would Ты go?



I go because-- I go--
It's exposure.



Won't everyone know you're there
just to expose yourself?



Well, L kind of
have to expose myself.



-When Ты put it that way--
-I didn't. Ты put it that way.



I don't care how much
Ты pay for dinner.



Ты shouldn't serve yourself up,
no matter what the cause.



So why don't Ты tell me
what Ты really think.



Ты really want me
to tell Ты what L think?



If Mr. Wanton Maddox, или whatever
his name is, really wants to help...



...why doesn't he give the $
per plate to the inner-city schools?



And eat a little bit lighter that night,
Ты know?



So why don't Ты come with me
and tell him yourself.



Monday...



...l'm busy. Sorry.



You're busy, Ты can't?
What? Can Ты change it?



It's complicated.



Which reminds me, L gotta get
out of here. Come on, we gotta go.



-We gotta go. We're gonna be late.
-Do we have to?



-I gotta get back.
-Caroline.



This can't be it. Come on,
we haven't seen the snakes.



Except for Yatter.



It was nice meeting you,
Chris Marshall.



We're late. We gotta go.
Come on.



Here, Ty....



-Don't use them all on one speech.
-I won't.



-Keep up the good voting record.
-I'll do my best.



" lt's complicated."
What kind of answer is that?



Honest.



The only thing complicated between
me and him would be my bra strap.



Look, what am L supposed to do?
Make his постель, кровати with me in it?



Get real!



-He thinks l'm a guest here.
-All right. All right.



But just tell me what he was like.



Sexy eyes.



And nice lips.



What about the hands?
Were they big?



-They were perfect.
-Perfect works.



-Marisa!
-Who? What?



-Marisa Ventura, are Ты back there?
-Oh, my God, it's Paula!



What are Ты doing?



I just....
I spilled something on my apron...



...so L was cleaning it,
and she was helping me tie it.



Mr. Bextrum wants to see you
in his office right now.



Oh, shit!



Look who's here.
Let's review the last hour, okay?



Delgado killed while Ты were
out walking that goddamn dog.



-You got a pen that works?
-Sure. Here Ты go.



-Anything else L can do for you?
-No, that's good, thanks.



Get this note to the woman
in the Park Suite.



Her name is Caroline.



-Can Ты handle that for me?
-Certainly.



-Thank you.
-Who's Caroline in the Park Suite?



Someone L met.
Ты wanted me to have an escort...



...for that Maddox literacy thing
on Monday night.



But L was thinking еще of a blind,
ex-illiterate senior citizen who learned...



-...to read while fighting Nazis.
-I thought your mother was in Florida.



Just make sure she's not married,
on medication...



...or a Democrat.
Did Ты check, or--?



Rufus.



Sure, okay, great.
Can L talk to Ты for a second?



I want Ты to find out who
Caroline is in the Park Suite.



Don't write it down.
Just remember it.



Thanks. Good job.



Come in, Miss Ventura.



I assume Ты know the reason
you've been called here.



I think so. Yes, sir.



Do Ты know what the foundation
of a great hotel is?



Location?



Loyalty and trust.



Would Ты say those are qualities
that Ты possess?



I would. Yes, sir.



Miss Burns agrees.



And she's urged me
to consider you.



We had no idea Ты were
interested in management...



...until Miss Kehoe brought us
your application.



By the way, Ты forgot
your social security number...



...and your mother's maiden name.



If Ты just fill them in
and sign right there. Perfect.



Normally, you'd go through the program
and train for a год as a butler, but--



-Given the circumstances--
-Due to overbooking and understaffing...



...we decided to accelerate
your application.



And Переместить Ты into management
after the six-week training.



With the proviso that you
pass the practical exam...



...and fulfill each requirement
for every station.



So Ты see, Miss Ventura,
sometimes...



...when life shuts one door,
it opens a window.



So jump.



Steph, where are you?
L know you're in here.



-Don't tell me you're busted.
-No, Ты are.



Ты know what?
Ты had no right!



What are Ты talking about?



Ты filled out
an application for me?



-They're considering you.
-Do Ты know what you've done?



-I did Ты a favor.
-No. If Ты wanna do me a favor...



...then mind your own business
once in a while.



For two years, you've yapped
about getting out of uniform...



...and what ideas Ты got.



This morning, l'm having coffee
with Rosalie from personnel...



...and L ask her.
I go, " Marisa got a shot?"



She goes, " Marisa who?"
L go, " Marisa Ventura. She's applied."



She goes, " lf she applied,
l'd slip it to the вверх of the pile."



So L just act real nonchalantlike
and L go, "Are Ты sure?"



So she goes, she double-checks,
and she tells me:



" Marisa Ventura ain't never applied
for no management program ever."



Imagine my shock and dismay.



My own partner,
lying to me like that.



Then L figured maybe Ты were
too chickenshit, so L did it myself.



If they took you,
you'd be happy.



And if they didn't, Ты wouldn't know
the difference. So sue me!



These are the golden years.
We gotta prove our mothers wrong.



Don't waste them.



What we did today was wrong.



But Ты didn't really lie.
Not technically.



Now you're starting
to sound like Nixon.



Letting someone believe
something's true when it's not...



...is just as much
a lie as a lie is.



I let him think L was staying in the
suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid.



I hate to break it to you,
but L don't think he's after your money.



I can't believe Ты just сказал(-а) that!



Just get my keys in my pocket,
please. This is hot.



Good job.



All right, sweetie.
Behave yourself, okay?



-Thank you.
-My pleasure.



Can L borrow this?



-Of course.
-Thank you.



Baby, bye.



And remember,
all security IDs...



...will need to be rephotographed
starting Далее week.



I think that's all.
Thank Ты very much.



Barbara, Clarice,
come with me, please.



-Have Ты seen this?
-No. What?



Well, let me Показать you.



Give me this.



Yeah. So?



What do Ты mean, "so"? What if
somebody from the hotel sees it?



I hate to break the bubble.
Ты can't tell it's you.



-Don't worry about it.
-It's the front page of the paper today.



Stop. Ты do one spontaneous thing,
Ты think you're going to hell.



Do Ты understand
this could be bad?



Don't be such a Catholic. Please.
Come on.



Good morning.
Nice to see you.



-Can L steal him away for a second?
-Sure.



-Let me steal Ты away.
-Excuse me.



-I want to talk to you.
-What's the problem?



This! Do Ты know
what this is gonna cost me?



An entire день of doing nothing
but covering your ass.



I'm getting calls from The London
Times, The Washinaton Post...



...the Chicaao Sun, asking
about her identity, her background...



...who the kid is. A kid!



Just when L get them to focus on your
assets, they're focusing on hers.



Thanks.



Yeah, well, they're fantastic assets,
don't Ты think?



Squeezing the circle
tighter and tighter and tighter...



...and release.
Let's try that again.



And squeeze the circle
tighter, tighter...



-...and relax.
-Sorry, l'll come back.



That's okay.
Ты can work around us.



We could use some еще towels,
por favor. Rapido.



Squeezing the круг tighter...



...and tighter and tighter.



Radiating from the pelvis.



Good. Breathe.



Exhale.



Are Ты all right?



Twinkles, is it Eric?
L knew it.



He hasn't called once.



Not my cell, not the service,
not the hotel.



So last night L called him, and--
Rach, he was with....



I can't. It's like cheap wine.



-Shall we do some band work, ladies?
-Go on, l'm listening.



-I heard her in the background.
-The cheap wine?



His ex, in midlaugh.



Butler service, Miss Lane.



I have a message
from Mr. Christopher Marshall.



Christopher Marshall?



As in, Christopher Marshall?



He's staying in the York Suite
and was wondering...



...if Ты had a response
to the luncheon invitation...



...l placed in your room yesterday.



-We're through. Thank you.
-In my room?



-I have to charge the full hour.
-Yesterday.



-Fine.
-For lunch?



-For two.
-Get out!



-Where?
-In his suite.



This is a miracle.



-Shall L give him an answer?
-Yes. Tell him yes. What time?



- p.m.
-She'll be there. Thank you.



When did this go down?



We met at this thing
in Southampton last summer.



I thought we had a moment.



" Can Ты steal away an hour,
please?"



-You think he saw Ты in the hall?
-Who cares? What should L wear?



Ты look good in anything.



But L didn't bring a thing!



Let's see.



Maria, thank goodness.
I need a favor. It's urgent.



Could Ты get those outfits
Ты returned for me yesterday?



There's this divine
Dolce cashmere coat. It's just--



Actually, they're still in the closet.
I thought Ты might want a секунда look.



Ты are so good.
Thank God!



-You should be a personal assistant.
-She's a maid.



-So are they, with better titles.
-Actually, l'm up for a position.



What do Ты think?



Dolce coat, Gucci pants...



...or Ralph Lauren skirt,
Manolo pumps?



They're both divine!
Let's see.



How about the pants, open sandals,
see-through blouse...



...colored bra and carry
the Dolce пальто for effect.



-Maria?
-She barely speaks English.



-What?
-Excuse me?



Maria, what do Ты think?



What about the beaded skirt
with that beige...



...crocheted halter
Ты have in the closet?



Ты know, casual sexy.
No stockings.



Definitely eighty-six the coat.
It sends the wrong message.



Like you're going someplace.



Besides, that whole see-through
blouse, colored-bra thing...



...reads a little desperate, older gal,
trying too hard. Don't Ты think?



Ты want to make him work for it.



Who does she think she is
to talk to me like that?



Thank you, Maria.



I have two words for you,
Rachel Hoffberg: Eric who?



Excuse me. Sorry.



Yes, that's it.



All handles parallel
with the right elbow.



Review your protocols
for таблица setting and wine service.



We're serving lunch
at the York Suite today.



Butler service, Mr. Marshall.



Come on in.



Rufus, it's okay.
Thank you.



Water glasses inches east
of the wine goblets.



-Make a perfect triangle.
-Yes, sir.



Hold on, l'm coming.



You're an animal lover too!
So am l.



I just can't get enough of them.



What a wonderful idea.
Lunch à deux. Lovely!



I just knew that we made
a connection at the...



...Feathered Друзья Tournament.



Look!



How sweet of Ты to remember.



But L hope Ты didn't think
L needed reminding.



Teddy Parrish sends Ты his best.



Oh, Teddy.



Right. Yeah.



How is Teddy?



Drinking again,
but Ты didn't hear it from me.



Excuse me,
L gotta check on something.



Of course.



Who is that over there?



Caroline Lane.



No. No, it's not her.



-It's not her?
-No.



The Maddox thing.



-Are Ты going?
-Of course.



Ты know who L can't figure out
where L know them from?



The woman visiting you
the other day...



...kind of Mediterranean,
with a little boy about .



Rachel Hoffberg, Mediterranean?
She's from Westport.



She's premenopausal,
but don't tell her L сказал(-а) so.



You're staying in the Park Suite,
right, Caroline?



Yes. Yes, L am.



Good.



Well, it's the damnedest thing.



This лосось is perfect.



Your whole presentation today
has been excellent. Well done.



Thank you.



Make sure Ты tuck it in tightly.



She's about ' ", dark hair,
really beautiful, has a kid named Ty.



What the hell happened?



-I'm sorry, sir.
-Don't be sorry. Just find her.



Chris, L loved your quote
in The Times.



Please!



We're all here to try to land
the Rothford Estate. It's worth zillions.



And Sotheby's are counting on me
to lock the whole thing up.



-Thank Ты so much.
-Really?



Rufus, come here.



Thank you.



Sit. Sit.



Maria, could L have a little water,
please?



-Good boy.
-Such a sweet dog.



Allow me.



-That will be all.
-You know Nettie Rothford.



Sure.



She and L virtually grew up together.



Her place was bang
Далее to Daddy's on the Vineyard.



-Right there.
-Good evening.



Another interesting день now,
huh, Marisa?



-I don't know. Was it?
-You tell me.



Nice lunch?



All right, what's up, mystery man?



How many times Ты watched
the monitors with me?



How many times we enjoyed
the comings and goings?



Thousands.



Ты know what?
Ты over there, nosy body.



Ты know l'm beholden
to Сообщить employees misbehaving.



And there's only one thing
could make me shut my mouth.



Ты dirty old man.



You're in trouble.
What are Ты laughing at?



About the silver soap dishes....



Rach, darling, l'll just be a sec.



-Hi, l'm Caroline Lane--
-In the Park Suite, yes.



-I called about a ticket to the--
-Benefit. Monday night.



We were able to procure Ты a single
at a таблица adjacent to Mr. Marshall's.



Fantastic! And how much will that be?



-Three thousand dollars.
-What?



The rates are raised
when a couple is split.



Singles are always harder to place.



Well, L mean what is it?
ls it on the lnternet l'm an ex-couple?



I mean, does the whole hotel know?



Is there a Biblical sign on my forehead?
" Unmarried, unclean"?



Do L медведь the scarlet letter? l'm....



I'm....



I'm just....
Sorry. I....



I'm better now.



Just charge it to my room.



Yes, ma'am.



Come on, Rach. Ghastly man!



I am terrified to ask
what that was about.



I think, being dumped.



-Can L get your autograph?
-Amber? ls that your name?



-Amber's your name.
-How Ты doing?



Get in the car! Get in the car!



-Did she see us?
-Yeah. No. You're fine. All's clear.



-It's fine.
-How d