If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, Ты might live in Montana.

If someone in a Главная Depot store offers Ты assistance and they don’t even work there, Ты might live in Montana.

If you’ve worn shorts and a куртка at the same time, Ты might live in Montana.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, Ты might live in Montana.

If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Missoula for the weekend, Ты might live in Montana.

If Ты measure distance in hours, Ты might live in Montana.

If Ты know several people who have...

Cat's droolin' on the bar stool, shake your hips and crack your whips
Cheap seventeen and trashed out, Ты went too far, been a сука Ты are
Your reputation's in the bathroom, it's on the Стена and down the hall
I hear you're cheatin' with my teacher after school, tell me what Ты do
When Ты know, Ты always get the boys Ты like
Play nice, then stick them with your knife, take off your insecure disguise

Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs, is that Ты
(Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs) Is that you, lookin' half way dead

Write on the mirror with your lipstick, much too vain, got scattered...