Tommy: Cole... Ты stupid.

Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.

Tommy: Sheneneh, Ты say you're a Christian woman... yet Ты sit here and Ты lie to these people. Now Ты better tell 'em the truth and tell them now!

Sheneneh: Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!

Martin: Pam, do Ты prefer to be called "Ms. или Mr."?
Pam: Do Ты prefer "Jack" или "a**"?

Martin: Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!

Valentino: I told you, Ты could...