A wacky Miley Cyrus Фан is threatening to eat their pet cat unless the teen sensation goes back to posting on Twitter.
The unidentified Фан has set up a website warning only Miley can save his cat Fuzzy from ending up as a meal.
They have set the Hannah Montana starlet a deadline of November 16 to return to Tweeting - или Fuzzy will pay the ultimate price.
Miley quit Twitter earlier this month, claiming she wants to “keep my private life private”.
The Фан writes on mileysavefuzzy.com: “The other день I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Фан video? Petitions? Letters? That never works....
“Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy, and I realised, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause.
“It was very difficult for me, Ты see, as I sincerely Любовь Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!”
The Фан warns: “Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank или a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it's part of our culture. I'm not asking for money или any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling или giving him away.
“If Miley doesn't tweet again, this WILL happen, and I'm as serious as a сердце attack.”
The Фан has even put up a section for cat recipes on the site - the first being for braised cat.
The unidentified Фан has set up a website warning only Miley can save his cat Fuzzy from ending up as a meal.
They have set the Hannah Montana starlet a deadline of November 16 to return to Tweeting - или Fuzzy will pay the ultimate price.
Miley quit Twitter earlier this month, claiming she wants to “keep my private life private”.
The Фан writes on mileysavefuzzy.com: “The other день I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Фан video? Petitions? Letters? That never works....
“Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy, and I realised, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause.
“It was very difficult for me, Ты see, as I sincerely Любовь Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!”
The Фан warns: “Let me clarify: This is NOT a prank или a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it's part of our culture. I'm not asking for money или any other benefit. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling или giving him away.
“If Miley doesn't tweet again, this WILL happen, and I'm as serious as a сердце attack.”
The Фан has even put up a section for cat recipes on the site - the first being for braised cat.