Minato vs. Tobi

NOTE: I came up with this after being inspired by the fic "The SEES Group Therapy Session" by Seint.

I think that Minato would be the worst person to have as a therapy patient, because it would probably go like this:

Therapist: So, what is your name?

Minato: Ты can call me whatever Ты like.

Therapist: ...was that a seduction attempt?

Minato: do Ты want it to be?

Therapist: ...seriously, what is your name.

Minato: that's open to interpretation, but it can't have еще than 8 letters.

Therapist: ... okay... So, tell me, Why are Ты here?

Minato: why would Ты want me to be here?

Therapist: I'm sorry,...

Recap: The streets started to Переместить again and the noise rose up. Ты turned around to see if he was still there but he wasn’t.
End of recap
You let out a loud sigh as Ты turned around and headed to the Hokage building. Ты don’t see many men like that anymore..,. Minato made Ты think about him. Well if you’re wondering who ‘him’ is, he was my first love. Ты can never say his name anymore because it always brings Ты to tears. He was very kind and had a caring and sweet personality, maybe that’s why Minato reminded Ты of him. But Ты learnt a lesson at that time, never for in love...