NOTE: I came up with this after being inspired by the fic "The SEES Group Therapy Session" by Seint.

I think that Minato would be the worst person to have as a therapy patient, because it would probably go like this:

Therapist: So, what is your name?

Minato: Ты can call me whatever Ты like.

Therapist: ...was that a seduction attempt?

Minato: do Ты want it to be?

Therapist: ...seriously, what is your name.

Minato: that's open to interpretation, but it can't have еще than 8 letters.

Therapist: ... okay... So, tell me, Why are Ты here?

Minato: why would Ты want me to be here?

Therapist: I'm sorry,...