What is your favourite Цитаты from Shane, Michael, Eve and Claire? CONTEST

SHANE:EXPECTING ANYONE ELCE IS YOUR DISTANT COUSIN JACK THE RIPPER STOPPING BYE FOR COFFE
eve:SCREW Ты COLLINS

Эй, cb

Eve: "We nearly got killed over ice cream."
Shane: "Another thing I don't want on my tombstone."
Claire: "You have others?"
Shane: "*first finger* I thought it wasn't loaded. *second finger* Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank. *third finger* Killed over ice cream."

Shane:Did Ты see my ninja move?
Claire:You are not a ninja Shane.
Shane:I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

Shane: 'Don't сука if Ты get flamed. :D

Oliver: Ты turned me down. So why, I wonder, did Ты think Amelie would be a better choice?
Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.

Eve: Bite me, Collins!!!!
Eve: Karmas a сука and so am I!!!

Bite Me! Shotgun!