Фильмы what's the best way to survive a horror movie?
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if your blonde, big breasted, black,bitchy или dum just run away & dont look back
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if Ты kill someone/something never check to see if they're dead
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never make jokes или try & make someone jump, they will always have the last laugh
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never do drugs или underage drink, killers seem to be picky about laws
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never say "i'll be right back" because Ты won't
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if the power goes out make the blonde/big breasted/dum/bitch/black person sort it
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always check the back сиденье, место, сиденья of your car, twice, infact just don't drive at night
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never трещина, сплит up and kill anyone who suggests it
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always keep your back to a wall,
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don't open any doors или closets infact just to be безопасно, сейф dont even open a tin
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never watch a horror movie, see the irony here, irony=painful death
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never have sex Ты will get screwed in all sorts of other ways if Ты do
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if Ты kill someone shoot it until your gun runs out & then throw the gun at it
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leave anything mysterious, weird или unknown alone, seriously do not touch!
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Simply follow all of amazondebs Awesome instructions LOL
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is the choice you want missing?
go ahead and add it!
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