Фильмы HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: An evil witch has imprisoned Ты in a castle!! Luckily, she's giving Ты a choice. Which movie замок do Ты pick to spend your imprisonment in?
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Beauty and the Beast замок ~ It's dark and gloomy, but the furniture talks!
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Hogwarts замок ~ Ты can get the professors to teach Ты how to fight the witch.
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The замок Anthrax ~ Not a very good name for a castle, but it's full of women.
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Dracula's замок ~ I hear the coffins--um, I mean BEDS, are very nice and comfy.
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King Triton's замок ~ Apparently it's better, down where it's wetter.
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Frankenstein's замок ~A good place to be if Ты are into conducting experiments
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