HELP! I need a funny quote from a broadway musical about life that I need for a musical I'm in, please state the musical it's from.

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PandaKISS said:
Okay I'm currently hooked on "The Book of Mormon" so all the Цитаты will be from there.

"I've got maggots in my scrotum, Um, okay?"
"Jesus just called me a dick"
"I'm going to take Ты back to biblical times, 1823"
"I f#@ked a frog!"
"I'm Africa, just like Bono, I'm Africa!"
"My name is Joseph Smith and i'm going to f*#k this baby!"
"Joseph Smith magical aids frog"
"Thank Ты god, now we are f#@king"
"Hello Ты have a lovely mud hut, and if Ты just put down the gun.. okay I'll leave."
"Hello my name is butt f'king naked... did Ты know that the clitoris is a holy sacred text, its true!"
"You all know the bible, is made of testaments old and new. You've been told its just those two parts, или only one if your a Jew."
"There's a hip new third part, with a Donny Osmond flair"
"God сказал(-а) go to your backyard and start digging by that дерево that makes perfect sense!"
"Wow so the bible is actually a trilogy? and the book of Mormon is return of the Jedi? I'm interested!"
"Oh god why are Ты letting me die without Показ ppl the plates, they won't have any proof they just have to believe just cause, ohhh I guess that kinda what Ты where going for."
"but mostly me!!!"
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infixty said:
The whole of Avenue Q
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