Just wanted to say: I DON'T OWN THIS! I found this on Fanfiction.net, and thought it was brilliant :3
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You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when

You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. Ты cry when u hear them play your Избранное song live
3. Ты hear someone say My Chemical Romance and Ты snap to attention
4. Ты stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. Ты feel like burning the TRL building down
6. Ты read a story and claim Ты saw one of the band members...

OK!!!! DISCLAIMER: this is not my story, this is shehadtheworld12's on Ficwad.com. she gets ALL credit. i thought it was hilarious and that i should post it 4 others to see. here it is.

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

x. Mikey Way counted to infinity.........twice.

x. Frank Iero can divide by zero.

x. The трава is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.

x. Frank Iero once visited The Virgin Islands. They...

So yeah... this is kind of like my Green день article, except my Письмо has gotten quite shitty since then, so don't blame me if this sounds terrible (even though it is my fault. Shut up, brain). I also may have gotten a few facts wrong, so please correct me if I did. This Статья is трещина, сплит into 4 parts, so yeah, enjoy!

When Ты hear the words My Chemical Romance, what do Ты think of? Maybe Ты think of 4 guys who’ve been there for each other for over a decade. Maybe Ты think of them as Герои and saviours of lives, like I do. But most people choose to stereotype and think of them as cult...

Well it rains and it pours
When you're out on your own
If I crash on the couch
Can I sleep in my clothes?
'Cause I've spent the night dancing
I'm drunk, I suppose
If it looks like I'm laughing
I'm really just asking to leave

This alone, you're in time for the show
You're the one that I need
I'm the one that Ты loathe
You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose
'Cause I Любовь all the poison
Away with the boys in the band

I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't Ты blow me a Kiss before she goes?

Give me a shot to remember
And Ты can take all the pain away from me
A Kiss and I will surrender...

Hand in mine, into your icy blues
And then I'd say to Ты we could take to the highway
With this хобот, ствол of ammunition too
I'd end my days with Ты in a hail of bullets

I'm trying, I'm trying
To let Ты know just how much Ты mean to me
And after all the things we put each other through and

I would drive on to the end with you
A liquor store или two keeps the gas tank full
And I feel like there's nothing left to do
But prove myself to Ты and we'll keep it running

But this time, I mean it
I'll let Ты know just how much Ты mean to me
As snow falls on desert sky
Until the end of everything
I'm trying, I'm trying...