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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 день назад
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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. By stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money Ты owe me.

Master Sword: I owe Ты money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.

(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a дерево while an оранжевый пони and розовый пони hit him with sticks.)

Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything Ты guys wanna wishful?

Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.

The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.

Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?



Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)

Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.




Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..

Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.



Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving Ты people the bird.

Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!

Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.






END OF EPISODE 2:

I like assuming Sword is a Фан favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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The woodland critters continue decorating their дерево and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. Ты came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing Ты anymore favors and I'm not letting Ты give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: Ты heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if Ты and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.

Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A Стена of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The Стена gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.

Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.

Beary: Ты all right, Lady Porcupiney?

Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.

Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill Ты (prepares horn)

Critters: Awwww.

Trixie: Shut up!

Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute, look! [the Животные turn to see Saten approaching them, looking sad]

Trixie: (hugs him excitedly)

The critters gather in front of him.

Mousey: you're alive!

Beary: But, does that mean Ты killed the mountain lion?
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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Narrator: High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak, the horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak. For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat...

Saten (annoyed as he flies up to mountain): Goddammit, this is fucking ridiculous!

Narrator: сказал(-а) the little red pony.

Saten (annoyed): Shut up.

Narrator: Killing a mountain lion was no easy task, But he thought of a plan, and he thought of it fast.

Saten (timidly infront of cave): G -Grrr! Grrr! Come on out! [The lion is heard roaring from inside the cave, and it roars. It approaches the entrance.] Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little Животные are over! Rawrrrrr! [Anticipating the lion's leap, he prepares his wings. The lion lunges at him, but Saten flies up in the air and out of the way, and the lion falls over the peak and onto its death below, at the cave entrance.]

Narrator: In a flash, it was over! A Виктория-победительница blow! The mountain lion lay slain on the cold ground below.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any еще of those?

Saten: Ты smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy концерт Ты went too.

Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)

Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.

Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.

Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?

Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest постель, кровати in all the forest.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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THE Далее MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a еще mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, Ты were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His Друзья were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little red пони smiled with joy in his eyes!

Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out! My future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the context of this scene.. It's bad!

Trixie: ... Future wife.

Saten: Yeah, I see Ты being m-
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main улица, уличный was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours или more, Because Рождество needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest Животные gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Рождество Day.

Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!

Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine,...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Later, Trixie puts on her Показать as planned, but her delivery is flat and unenthusiastic as a result of her falling out with Starlight; regardless, she intends to go through with the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive. On a nearby hill, Twilight and Saten (who's serprisingly serious this episode) approach the heartbroken Starlight and Twilight apologizes for trying to pick and choose her Друзья for her.

Saten: What about me?

Twilight: You?.. Oh right.. Sorry for not listening to you.

Starlight: But... what if Trixie really was using me just to one-up you?

Saten: People change. Look at my mom.

Twilight: He's right.. I jumped to conclusions.. She picked her words wrong.

At the very climax of Trixie's magic trick, Starlight returns to make it a success, and the audience loudly cheers. As the two take a bow, Trixie introduces Starlight as her "great and powerful assistant and best friend".


Backstage, Trixie and Starlight reconcile with a hug. Twilight enters to apologize to Trixie for not trusting her and to commend her for her performance. Trixie humbly accepts Twilight's apology and praise,...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? Ты just decided to skip our ужин without telling me? Are Ты aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for Ты at a таблица with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want Ты to make Друзья with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! Ты still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if Ты want to give me a секунда chance или not. Starlight had to choose between Ты and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.

Starlight Glimmer (hurt): Ты win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?

Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?

Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and лимон Heart. Offended by Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Друзья on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his еще serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If Ты upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in. Your not making it any easier for her!

Twilight: I..

Saten: Just leave them alone! (flies off).

Twilight pauses there.




Starlight and Trixie discuss Trixie's upcoming show, and Trixie seeks to perform the "Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive", a dangerous magic trick previously only pulled off by пони magician Hoofdini. She is nervous about attempting the trick by herself, but Starlight offers to be her stage assistant, giving her еще confidence. Unfortunately,...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise Ты won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.




PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

вишня Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did Ты see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always says they'll give Ты a секунда chance, but deep down, they never forget..

Starlight Glimmer: That's what I'm worried about.

Trixie: [sighs]

Starlight Glimmer: What is it?

Trixie: I heard what Twilight сказал(-а) about me, and she's right. I wasn't very nice.. Saten, Derpy, and Glaze rubbed off on me in that way as well.. So I'd understand if Ты didn't want to be friends.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I сказал(-а) no magic. Ты were supposed to do it by hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if Ты hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make еще sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess Celestia will be joining us tomorrow night to see how the friendship lessons are going! Starlight Glimmer: If it's just you, me, and Princess Celestia, why are there four seats?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, the whole point is for Ты to bring a new friend. That way, the princess will see for herself just how far you've come. And how good a teacher Ты have.
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted ·6 месяцев назад
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John de Lancie is an actor who's worked in both live action and animated stuff.

Mr. Lancie voices Discord in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Discord was in a villain in the first episode he was in. However he was a еще polite character in later episodes. For еще information on that I recommend the documentary that Mr. Lancie was in. He was in a documentary called Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Фаны of My Little Pony.

John de Lancie is one of the best actors of all time. His performance as Discord shows off how eloquent his voice is. It sounds like he's putting tons of effort into every sentence that Discord says. It's one of the most compelling, charming, fun, and fancy sounding voices that I've ever heard. John de Lancie deserves voice Актёрское искусство awards for the amazing stuff he did with his voice.

Discord is my Избранное My Little пони character. Discord is a major standout for his unique personality and fun loving antics. John de Lancie's voice adds so much charm to Discord. Frankly Discord's not that fancy looking, but John de Lancie's voice adds tons of eloquent awesomeness to Discord.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·7 месяцев назад
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Song: link



It was a dark night in Ponyville. Оружие and sirens were heard all over town.

Stallion 21: We need help over here!
Stallion 95: There's too many of Eggman's soldiers!
Stallion 86: Get us an Evac in Canterlot!!!
Stallion 66: We need help killing these Nazis!!

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little Pony/Sonic The Hedgehog Фан Fiction

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 4

Starring Sean The Hedgehog from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan Chandler, Guy Mcintyre, George Tildon, Rebecca, and Ariane from SeanTheHedgehog
Master Sword from WindWakerGuy430
Wind from WindWakerGuy430
Ditto from Canada24
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·8 месяцев назад
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Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost пони was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every год on the день of the accident, the ghost пони runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Остаться в живых soul!

радуга Dash: Pinkie, what are Ты talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
радуга Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
радуга Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony. I'm not scared! *Flies away*
Snips: *Arrives with Snails*
Pinkie Pie: радуга Dash didn't believe in your ghost.
Snips: Neither did I. It was only a pretend ghost story on television.
Pinkie Pie: Ach.
Snails: Ach?
Pinkie Pie: That's german for oh.

Later that night, Pinkie had to rush to the store to get еще flour for Mr, and Mrs. Cake. She liked running in the dark, and was thinking of throwing a party because of this.
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted ·8 месяцев назад
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There were a decent amount of good films in 2017. One of 2017's best films is My Little Pony: The Movie. Although the film seems to mostly be appealing to people who are big Фаны of the Показать I think that several people would get lots of enjoyment out of the film.

The film's plot may not seem super complex, but it does a great job of setting up fun adventure. The plot is about Twilight Sparkle and her best Друзья (Applejack, радуга Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Spike) trying to save Equestria from the Storm King. The Storm King's henchwoman, Tempest Shadow, is trying to take the magic away from Twilight and the other princesses. The ponies travel to various places and meet other species including a cat, pirates, and other royals.



The Последнее My Little пони franchise sadly hasn't gotten some respect from people due to being about ponies. When I heard about this franchise it seemed to be too sweet and not really exciting. However the modern My Little пони franchise and this film have a very meaningful amount of good feelings. The emotions in the film feel genuine and impactful instead of too kid friendly and boring. The film...
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Opinion by TimberHumphrey posted ·9 месяцев назад
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See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your Цвета bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If Ты wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If Ты wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is еще than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what Ты needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the sun
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what Ты needed
Yeah

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If Ты wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky
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Opinion by TimberHumphrey posted ·9 месяцев назад
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Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can Переместить the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything Ты need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
Ты don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And Ты don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything Ты want,
Ты can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's еще like a guarantee
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
It's a bond that can't be broken
Connected unity
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted ·10 месяцев назад
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a very Популярное animated show. This Список ranks all of the show's important characters as well as Sunset Shimmer from the Equestria Girls film series. In order to keep the Список from being too long characters that aren't relevant to the plot aren't included like Big Macintosh, Snips, Snails, and Trixie.

17. Princess Luna

Despite being a real Популярное character Princess Luna didn't stand out for me. Her personality, storylines, and dialogue isn't that interesting или memorable.

16. Scootaloo

Out of the three main Cutie Mark Crusaders Scootaloo makes the smallest impression and isn't that interesting.

15. Sweetie Belle

The Cutie Mark Crusaders in general aren't very interesting with one exception that's mentioned later in the ranking. Sweetie Belle is Rarity's sister and she acts similar to her. She's okay, but nothing that memorable.

14. Shining Armor
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Opinion by luthorlex posted Больше года
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The 2017 My Little пони animated film has a lot of characters. Some of the characters are from the Показать and others are new characters. This ranking excludes background characters. The characters are ranked from least Избранное to favorite.

18. Princess Celestia

Celestia is my least Избранное character in the Показать and my opinion on her in this film is pretty similar. She is a questionable mentor to Twilight and she easily gets defeated by Tempest Shadow. Considering that Twilight is way еще heroic, helpful, and saves Equestria frequently why is Celestia still in charge?

17. Princess Luna

My feelings about her are similar to her sister. Luna just doesn't interest me as a character. I keep forgetting she's on the show. Like her sister she's not very helpful and easily gets defeated by Tempest Shadow.

16. Queen Novo

Queen Novo is nearly as bad as Celestia. She had a pearl that could of helped Twilight stop the Storm King, but she bans her from using it. In other words the world could be saved, but Novo won't take the "risk." Novo is a bad ruler.
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Opinion by luthorlex posted Больше года
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My Little Pony: The Movie is a 2017 animated film that is based on the Популярное animated Показать My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The film has the show's voice cast playing the main ponies and Знаменитости playing the film's new characters.

The Plot

Twilight Sparkle and her Друзья (Applejack, радуга Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Spike) try to save Equestria from the Storm King. The Storm King had his вверх sidekick (Tempest Shadow) get the world in danger and steal the princess' magic. The ponies are helped out by some new characters who become their friends.

Although this is a overly cute My Little пони film the film's plot is actually really epic. The world is put in danger which makes this far еще important ands epic than most My Little пони stories. The characters' storylines may be predictable, but the conflict is awesome.

The Characters

Twilight Sparkle (as usual) is my Избранное of the main ponies due to being еще important, interesting, and кулер, охладитель than her friends. Twilight's Друзья have forgettable roles in the film. Tempest Shadow's storyline is predictable, but at least she has a...
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Fan fiction by luthorlex posted Больше года
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Notes: The My Little пони franchise and the Бэтмен franchise are not owned and created by me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Друзья were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight сказал(-а) "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy сказал(-а) "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

радуга Dash сказал(-а) "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie сказал(-а) "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and сказал(-а) "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle сказал(-а) "This cake should be much better than your Назад cake."

Mr. Cake nervously сказал(-а) "I'm sorry about selling Ты a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted Больше года
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Alright, so, I know I haven’t Опубликовано an Статья on this club for the last… Two years? But I felt like this was the best place to add it. Because I don’t want to post this on my club. Wouldn’t work well there. So, let me tell Ты what I thought of the new My Little пони Movie that got released. I So, I was dragged to this movie by my Brony friend as revenge for talking mad shit about Life is Strange (Terrible game, and I don’t care what anyone says), so naturally, being part of a revenge plot, I decided to watch it with him, and, honestly, it wasn’t half bad. I thought it was pretty good. But not a flawless movie. So why don’t I talk about what I liked about this movie first? And I will try to avoid spoilers as best as I can.

First off, I liked the new characters that were introduced. I liked the side characters, and I especially liked the villain. I enjoyed the cat character Capper. I enjoyed the gang of bird pirates. I enjoyed the Hippogriffs as well. The singer Songbird Serenade was…. There… But I felt that, out of all the new characters were the villains. I mean, yeah, Storm King wasn’t the worst villain I’ve seen. He was kind of just in the...
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Fan fiction by candylover246 posted Больше года
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God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the секунда i Опубликовать it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful день in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a Болталка gay thought suddenly popped up in her розовый head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of Друзья is gay", Pinkie сказал(-а) out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.

Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,

"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
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