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"Sleepover! Sleepover! SLEEPOVER!!!" The yellow filly yelled as she jumped around Twilight, as if she was on a trampoline. "Not until the house is clean!" Twilight shouted, and that shout was loud enough to push Applebloom to the ground. Applebloom sighed, knowing that cleaning wasn't fun, "Fine, I'll help clean..." the young пони сказал(-а) with an attitude. Twilight turned to Spike, "Are Ты gonna help too?" But the purple dragon was already fast asleep on the floor, tired from a busy day. "Oh, Spike." The unicorn сказал(-а) joyfully. She generated the magic of her horn to hold Spike in mid-air, and climbed up the stairs to bring her trusty partner to his bed. "Good night, Spike." The unicorn сказал(-а) leaving the upstairs room. While she was trotting downstairs, she spotted Applebloom putting the very last book in its place. The entire house was spottless, not a speck of dust could be found anywhere. "What-What happened in here?" Twilight asked in shock. "I cleaned it just like Ты said!" Applebloom replied, rather proud of herself. "How-How did Ты clean it so quickly?" Twilight asked, looking at her newly clean house in awe. Applebloom walked up to Twilight and сказал(-а) "When I put my mind to something, I can get it done faster than Ты can say 'Applebloom'!" Twilight gave Applebloom a pat on the head, "I must say, Applebloom, I am rather impressed." Twilight stated, "And because we're done cleaning, we can have our sleepover now!" Applebloom grew the biggest smile on her face. "HOORAY!!!" she shouted, "This'll be the greatest sleepover ever!!!"~

(STAY TUNED FOR PART 7!)
 ~"This'll be the greatest sleepover ever!!!"~
~"This'll be the greatest sleepover ever!!!"~
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Дружба — это чудо
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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May 8, 2006

Lewis: *On a постель, кровати doing a mare in the butt*
Mare 39: Oh Lewis! This is excellent!!

Next day

Mare 85: *Giving Lewis a blowjob*

Next day

Lewis: *Laying down on a bed*
Mare: *Giving Lewis a hoofjob*

My sexual activities in Illinois was definitely getting me a lot of cash. On the 11th though, things seemed to be fucked up. Bob needed some silencers for a few of his guns. I got some, but they didn't seem to satisfy Bob. He didn't even try putting them on his guns, and he said...

Bob: This is shit! None of these silencers fit on my guns. Go back to the store, and get different silencers,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The waiter from the bar is with Leonard in his office

Waiter: Ты gotta do something about Shawn. He drinks too much, and makes our bar a living hell for everypony.
Leonard: Well Shawn tells me that you're the one making it bad for everyone.
Waiter: I don't do a fucking thing to him. He's the one that ruins our business. He was being too loud one night, so I tell him to be quiet, but he pushes me onto the ground. That's police brutality.
Leonard: I don't like to hear those two words. I'll make Ты a deal. Shawn won't be at your bar anymore, but Ты gotta pay me.
Waiter: Pay you? For what?
Leonard:...
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Seattle, the destination of four stallions that want to get a promotion. Larry goes into his company's headquarters to speak with the big stallion. The boss.

Larry: *Enters the boss' office*
Boss: Ah, Larry Wilcox. Tell me how everyone is doing.
Larry: Well, since I didn't tell anyone to follow those four ponies with cameras to film them, I don't know.
Boss: Ah never mind. We're starring in a movie that won't be produced until 55 years later. Let's take a look at how everyone's doing via montage.
Bob: *Driving an Oldsmobile*
Boss: Bob Newhart has stolen a really nice конвертируемый, кабриолет with help from...
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