Chapter 4: The irresponsible
it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.
Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was Чтение a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.
Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, Ты might wanna hear this.” she said.
“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.
“another дерево friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”
“what, them? The guy kills his son every two days, does he think coming here will change that?” Flippy said.
“kills his son, what do Ты mean?” Twilight asked.
“oh, not much. Just in Happy дерево Друзья country Ты can die over and over and over and come back as much as Ты want, I don't know if it's the same for them here but Pop will be hoping when he kills his son again.” Flippy explained.
“i don't know whether to find that disturbing или fascinating.” Twilight said.
“oh, I guess it's both.” Flippy said.
“anyways, at least Spike has another kid to-”
“no, Cub is a baby, can't speak или anything, can't walk on two feet, Spike wouldn’t wanna play with him.” Flippy interrupted her.
“good to know.” Twilight said. “anyways, they'll be at the библиотека in ten minutes, do Ты think it's clean enough?”
Flippy looked around. There were a few Книги on the floor but other than that it was clean. “yeah, it's gonna be fine.” he said.
“good.” Twilight said.
“just find the mop, there's gonna be a blood stain on the floor by the end of today, или maybe Cub will die at the party?” Flippy told her.
“you're pretty sure that Cub is gonna die again, huh?” Twilight asked.
Flippy nodded.
“well things are different in Ponyville.” Twilight explained.
“not all things, Cub always dies, no matter what, it's just like his hobby.” Flippy said.
“that's just wrong.”
“well that's the way it is.”
“you're insane.” Twilight told him.
“quite.” Flippy agreed nodding his head.
They sat there staring at each other for a while then there was a knock at the door. “come in!” Twilight said, trotting towards the door. As expected Pop and Cub walked in, well Cub crawled. “you must be the new дерево friends.” Twilight said.
Pop nodded while Cub crawled over to one of the Книги that were lying on the ground. “pretty good.” Pop replied, nod paying a bit of attention to his son.
“you gonna get that?” Flippy asked Pop, pointing at Cub.
“oh, right, my son, I forgot he was coming.” Pop said, picking up Cub.
“maybe one of my Друзья could babysit him?” Twilight asked.
“no, he's fine with me.” Pop said.
“sure he is, says the guy who put a лодка propeller to his sons face and turned it on!” Flippy shouted.
“my son was the one being cut by the propeller, I thought it was a fish.” Pop said.
“then Ты got him stuck in the sink and ripped him in half trying to get him out.” Flippy added.
“i remember that.” Pop said.
“and then Ты were mowing the lawn with a cheap mower and it threw a bunch of stuff at him, destroying his head!” Flippy told him.
“that one was an accident.” Pop said.
“only that one?” Flippy asked him.
“the others were me trying to help him.” Pop told him.
“you're a natural disaster.” Flippy said.
“i know Ты are but what am I?” Pop сказал(-а) childishly.
“WILL BOTH OF Ты SHUT UP?!” Twilight yelled.
They both stared at her in astonishment then nodded their heads.
“thank you.” Twilight сказал(-а) in a friendly voice.
“she's the crazy one out of the six.” Flippy whispered.
“excuse me?!” Twilight screamed, glaring into Flippy's eyes. “i am NOT the crazy one, Ты two are, Ты stabbed two ponies and he's killed his son 100 times!”
“and I killed 50 other дерево Друзья before I got here, if Ты wanna count that.” Flippy reminded her.
“what?!” Twilight сказал(-а) covering her mouth with a hoof.
“I'm so sorry, I thought Ты knew.” Flippy said.
“you are two of the craziest people I have EVER met!”
“i figured that out before I got here.” Flippy said. “wait, Ты know what people are?”
“Lyra told my about them once, Ты walk like them and act like them so I called Ты two people.” Twilight explained.
“what's a person?” Flippy asked. “I've only heard of them in fairy tales.”
“no time for that now, we have to find Pop and Cub a place to live.”
“you mean just Pop.” Flippy said.
“what?” Twilight asked.
“Cub got squashed by a book from Ты stomping your hoof on the ground, he won't be back until tomorrow.” Flippy explained.
Pop and Twilight looked over to where Cub was, Flippy was right, all that was left was a squashed baby under a book. “how did that happen? That's one of the heaviest Книги we have.” Twilight fretted.
“you stomped your hoof hard enough for Celestia to feel it, Twilight.” Flippy said.
~~~
(at the royal castle)
a small rumbling shook the ground for a second. Celestia stopped Чтение one of Twilight's letters and looked around. “what in the name of Discord was that?” after saying this she shrugged and continued reading.
~~~
(back at the library)
“nonsense.” Twilight said.
“either way, Cub is dead, he won't be back until this time tomorrow, so, try fixing that with a spell Ты wizard.” Flippy said.
“for the 30th time, I am a UNICORN, not a wizard.” Twilight explained.
“wizard sounds better, besides, I already have a unicorn and I don't wanna start calling her Twilight.” Flippy said.
“where?” Twilight asked.
“in my mind 'genius'.” Flippy said.
“um, excuse me, the door was open, what are Ты arguing about?” a small voice sounded from behind Twilight.
“oh, Fluttershy, just about Cub's death, not much.” Twilight told her.
“what, Cub died, but he was just a baby, he had his whole life ahead of him and-”
“relax Fluttershy, this happens to him every two days, he'll be back tomorrow.” Flippy interrupted her.
“oh, well, that's good, I guess, so Ты guys come back when Ты die?” Fluttershy asked.
“yep, once I was fighting Fliqpy, he shot some flutes at me, they hit Shifty and Lifty right in the through, they were back the Далее day.” Flippy explained.
“oh, who won?” Fluttershy asked.
“i won then got hit by a truck, I could bet Ты $100 The моль was driving it.” Flippy told her.
“that sounds awful.” Fluttershy said.
“it was, instead of being rid of him, I have to deal with him the VERY Далее DAY!” Flippy confirmed.
“wait, wouldn't he come back anyways, since everypony else does?” Twilight asked.
“nope, he was technically me so I had to die for him to come back, and now he's back and my life sucks again.” Flippy explained.
“but, the whole point of this conversation was to Подтвердить that Cub will be back tomorrow?” Twilight asked.
“yep, pretty pointless, I was gonna have Ты guys scared half to death by him because Ты thought he was dead.” Flippy said.
“what do we do now?” Fluttershy asked.
“just do what I always do, clean up the blood and hide the body, if anyone finds out, deny nothing.” Flippy said.
“sounds like a plan, I guess.” Twilight сказал(-а) before they all started cleaning up.
it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.
Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was Чтение a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.
Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, Ты might wanna hear this.” she said.
“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.
“another дерево friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”
“what, them? The guy kills his son every two days, does he think coming here will change that?” Flippy said.
“kills his son, what do Ты mean?” Twilight asked.
“oh, not much. Just in Happy дерево Друзья country Ты can die over and over and over and come back as much as Ты want, I don't know if it's the same for them here but Pop will be hoping when he kills his son again.” Flippy explained.
“i don't know whether to find that disturbing или fascinating.” Twilight said.
“oh, I guess it's both.” Flippy said.
“anyways, at least Spike has another kid to-”
“no, Cub is a baby, can't speak или anything, can't walk on two feet, Spike wouldn’t wanna play with him.” Flippy interrupted her.
“good to know.” Twilight said. “anyways, they'll be at the библиотека in ten minutes, do Ты think it's clean enough?”
Flippy looked around. There were a few Книги on the floor but other than that it was clean. “yeah, it's gonna be fine.” he said.
“good.” Twilight said.
“just find the mop, there's gonna be a blood stain on the floor by the end of today, или maybe Cub will die at the party?” Flippy told her.
“you're pretty sure that Cub is gonna die again, huh?” Twilight asked.
Flippy nodded.
“well things are different in Ponyville.” Twilight explained.
“not all things, Cub always dies, no matter what, it's just like his hobby.” Flippy said.
“that's just wrong.”
“well that's the way it is.”
“you're insane.” Twilight told him.
“quite.” Flippy agreed nodding his head.
They sat there staring at each other for a while then there was a knock at the door. “come in!” Twilight said, trotting towards the door. As expected Pop and Cub walked in, well Cub crawled. “you must be the new дерево friends.” Twilight said.
Pop nodded while Cub crawled over to one of the Книги that were lying on the ground. “pretty good.” Pop replied, nod paying a bit of attention to his son.
“you gonna get that?” Flippy asked Pop, pointing at Cub.
“oh, right, my son, I forgot he was coming.” Pop said, picking up Cub.
“maybe one of my Друзья could babysit him?” Twilight asked.
“no, he's fine with me.” Pop said.
“sure he is, says the guy who put a лодка propeller to his sons face and turned it on!” Flippy shouted.
“my son was the one being cut by the propeller, I thought it was a fish.” Pop said.
“then Ты got him stuck in the sink and ripped him in half trying to get him out.” Flippy added.
“i remember that.” Pop said.
“and then Ты were mowing the lawn with a cheap mower and it threw a bunch of stuff at him, destroying his head!” Flippy told him.
“that one was an accident.” Pop said.
“only that one?” Flippy asked him.
“the others were me trying to help him.” Pop told him.
“you're a natural disaster.” Flippy said.
“i know Ты are but what am I?” Pop сказал(-а) childishly.
“WILL BOTH OF Ты SHUT UP?!” Twilight yelled.
They both stared at her in astonishment then nodded their heads.
“thank you.” Twilight сказал(-а) in a friendly voice.
“she's the crazy one out of the six.” Flippy whispered.
“excuse me?!” Twilight screamed, glaring into Flippy's eyes. “i am NOT the crazy one, Ты two are, Ты stabbed two ponies and he's killed his son 100 times!”
“and I killed 50 other дерево Друзья before I got here, if Ты wanna count that.” Flippy reminded her.
“what?!” Twilight сказал(-а) covering her mouth with a hoof.
“I'm so sorry, I thought Ты knew.” Flippy said.
“you are two of the craziest people I have EVER met!”
“i figured that out before I got here.” Flippy said. “wait, Ты know what people are?”
“Lyra told my about them once, Ты walk like them and act like them so I called Ты two people.” Twilight explained.
“what's a person?” Flippy asked. “I've only heard of them in fairy tales.”
“no time for that now, we have to find Pop and Cub a place to live.”
“you mean just Pop.” Flippy said.
“what?” Twilight asked.
“Cub got squashed by a book from Ты stomping your hoof on the ground, he won't be back until tomorrow.” Flippy explained.
Pop and Twilight looked over to where Cub was, Flippy was right, all that was left was a squashed baby under a book. “how did that happen? That's one of the heaviest Книги we have.” Twilight fretted.
“you stomped your hoof hard enough for Celestia to feel it, Twilight.” Flippy said.
~~~
(at the royal castle)
a small rumbling shook the ground for a second. Celestia stopped Чтение one of Twilight's letters and looked around. “what in the name of Discord was that?” after saying this she shrugged and continued reading.
~~~
(back at the library)
“nonsense.” Twilight said.
“either way, Cub is dead, he won't be back until this time tomorrow, so, try fixing that with a spell Ты wizard.” Flippy said.
“for the 30th time, I am a UNICORN, not a wizard.” Twilight explained.
“wizard sounds better, besides, I already have a unicorn and I don't wanna start calling her Twilight.” Flippy said.
“where?” Twilight asked.
“in my mind 'genius'.” Flippy said.
“um, excuse me, the door was open, what are Ты arguing about?” a small voice sounded from behind Twilight.
“oh, Fluttershy, just about Cub's death, not much.” Twilight told her.
“what, Cub died, but he was just a baby, he had his whole life ahead of him and-”
“relax Fluttershy, this happens to him every two days, he'll be back tomorrow.” Flippy interrupted her.
“oh, well, that's good, I guess, so Ты guys come back when Ты die?” Fluttershy asked.
“yep, once I was fighting Fliqpy, he shot some flutes at me, they hit Shifty and Lifty right in the through, they were back the Далее day.” Flippy explained.
“oh, who won?” Fluttershy asked.
“i won then got hit by a truck, I could bet Ты $100 The моль was driving it.” Flippy told her.
“that sounds awful.” Fluttershy said.
“it was, instead of being rid of him, I have to deal with him the VERY Далее DAY!” Flippy confirmed.
“wait, wouldn't he come back anyways, since everypony else does?” Twilight asked.
“nope, he was technically me so I had to die for him to come back, and now he's back and my life sucks again.” Flippy explained.
“but, the whole point of this conversation was to Подтвердить that Cub will be back tomorrow?” Twilight asked.
“yep, pretty pointless, I was gonna have Ты guys scared half to death by him because Ты thought he was dead.” Flippy said.
“what do we do now?” Fluttershy asked.
“just do what I always do, clean up the blood and hide the body, if anyone finds out, deny nothing.” Flippy said.
“sounds like a plan, I guess.” Twilight сказал(-а) before they all started cleaning up.
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the замок hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue пони that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she сказал(-а) her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) сказал(-а) Dark shadow. Run! сказал(-а) изумруд and twilight. What are we going to! сказал(-а) Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! сказал(-а) Twilight.
(Roar!) сказал(-а) dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us сказал(-а) Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped сказал(-а) Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the Далее part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No пони shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every пони shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
или else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at радуга Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No пони shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every пони shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
или else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at радуга Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one день I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that Эй, apologized! She's giving Ты a оладья, кекс, маффин Магазин right Далее to my кекс shop! OMG and Ты get to have me throw Ты a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one день I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that Эй, apologized! She's giving Ты a оладья, кекс, маффин Магазин right Далее to my кекс shop! OMG and Ты get to have me throw Ты a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")