posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.
Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are Ты sure about this?
Discord: I have a винтовка of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
Catie: I hope Ты know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: Ты got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!
Communists were sent to kill us, but all they did was kidnap us, and destroy the time machine.
Discord: I told Ты to kill them!
Cpl. Myass: I thought Ты сказал(-а) kidnap them.
Catie: Ты should have let me give them the order! They don't care about your lousy english.
Discord: Why are Ты speaking it then?
Sean: Hello? Prisoner here!
KS: He broke out!
Sean: I was never your prisoner to begin with. Cya!
KS: He's probably going to free the others.
Discord: Not if I have something to say about it! *runs off*
Sean: *Frees радуга Dash & Pinkie Pie*
радуга Dash: Thanks. Now lets get outta here.
Sean: Right. We have to kill Discord, Catie, and King Sombra first. Then I can use chaos control to time travel 12 hours ago.
Pinkie Pie: Where did Ты establish that?
Sean: It's before the time machine is created.
Discord: *grabs sword* Hello fuckface!
Sean: Oh great Ты have that. ME TO! * grabs sword*
Pinkie Pie: We need help!
радуга Dash: I wouldn't say that just yet Pinkie Pie.
Sean: *hits Discord's stomach*
Discord: *swings sword like mad*
Sean: blocks attacks*
KS: огонь at him!
Communists: *shoot toward me*
Pinkie Pie: OMC!
Sean: Pinkie! *throws sword*
Pinkie Pie: *catches sword* En Guarde! *Acts random*
Sean: *grabs gun from soldier* Hope Ты don't mind, just borrowing this.
Communist Soldier: Not a problem. Wait, what?!
Sean: *kills soldiers, and King Sombra*
Pinkie Pie: *fighting Discord*
Discord: *throws Pinkie Pie out window*
Catie: Chaos Control!
Sean: *grabs Catie*
Catie: *runs toward Sugarcube* Discord, I'm in Ponyville, and need back up!
Discord: Ten 4
Sean: *grabs Catie* Wrong move. I'm going to kill all those soldiers Ты just called for. Your best chance of surviving is if Ты call them off.
Catie: *grabs walkie talkie*
Sean: Call them off. CALL THEM OFF!!
Catie: Discord. *stares at me* Ты wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Catie: Double the-
Sean: *shoots Catie's head* I never miss.
With that out of the way, how about checking on Discord?
Pinkie Pie: Nice try Discord.
радуга Dash: No one throws my Друзья out of a window! *kicks Discord*
Discord: I did not want to have to do this. *tries to discord радуга Dash*
радуга Dash: That's not going to work *kills Discord.* Ok, lets blow this up.
Pinkie Pie: I thought we were time travelling!
радуга Dash: Change of plans. Get out now.
Pinkie Pie: *grabs parachute, and jumps*
радуга Dash: *plants bomb* I'll set it to blow up in 10 секунды flat.
10 flat секунды later. The death egg blew up.
Sean: What the hell?
радуга Dash: Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Sean: Yeah, but that car was in there.
радуга Dash: Oh. I forgot.
Sean: Yeah, I did to.
радуга Dash: I'll make it up to you.
To be continued.