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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Natalia (Pro fackt - Shadow Любовь this OC Pro fact 2 my GF OC Pro Fact 3 I DONT KNOW WHY I DOING PRO FACTS uhhhh)
Natalia (Pro fackt - Shadow love this OC Pro fact 2 my GF OC Pro Fact 3 I DONT KNOW WHY I DOING PRO FACTS uhhhh)
Natalia - Long time dont see
Dan - y-yea long time hehe
Natalia - -_-
Dan - OH COMON DONT SAY WE GONNA TALK ABO- *hear expolion* ok Ты know better get out from solar empire...
In GEA Hedquater number 5 (In Ponyville)
Natalia - WHY Ты DO THIS
Dan - OH COMON NO MY FAULT YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS KILLED ON WAR I WAS ON "NO" ABOUT WAR!
Natalia - BUT Ты FATHER DO THIS WAR!
Dan - FUCK MY FATHER HE IS DUPASS *punch wall* Im sorry about my father BUT HE IS JUST A FUCKIN STUPID IDIOT!
Natalia - why Ты talking about Ты father t-
Dan - BECAUSE HE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHINK... no like our family... *open family book* I gonna re- WOW!
Natalia - Whats wrong?
Dan : well we have find my ancestry tresure
Natalia - WHAT?
Dan : I just read about my ancestry SneakHoofs he was a thief... he steal many thinks and throw it into one valute... well its my ancestry tresure... WO HOO!
Natalia - What?
Dan - ... realy... uhhh we gonna find tresure and I find tom 2 of my family book!
Natalia - oh... well... WOO HOOO
ACT IV
Dan ancestry tresure aka "Operation : SneakHoof Valute"
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Dan house
Time - 20:20
Dan - *trying to find where is vaulte*
Natalia - *knock doors* can I in?
Dan - yup...
Natalia - *entering house* wow Ты realy want to find this valute... uhhh... can I sleep here I dont have where stop... I dont have bits
Dan - Of course! Ты my best freind!
Natalia - yea friends...
Dan - NO NO NO! uhhh there no way we pass without atencion under russia barracks
Natalia - maybay this *poin at tunel*
Dan - Ты AMAIZING!
тюльпан - *knock doors* Эй, dan!
Dan - Эй, get in whats matter
тюльпан - ahh nothink just come for looking at plan
Dan - well we get in tunel and we sneak like SneakHoofs into Russian base... Далее we enter valute and BAM we have tresure!
тюльпан - cool... oh we making party tooday!
Dan - well cool... we going on it!

T.B.C. (or nor)
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On July 5, everypony on strike did exactly what James told them to do.

James: That's everypony, right?
Jack: I think so.
Deputies: *On boat*
Deputy Roebuck: Ты can't do this. We'll arrest you!
Larry: We'd like to see Ты try that when Ты go down river. *Pushes boat*
Deputy: Get some paddles, and row back!
James: *Holding paddles* Ты mean these?!
Jack: And good luck trying to row back with your arms, and hooves!
Deputies: Curse you!

And so, the deputies had no way to get back to shore, and continued drifting towards the middle of nowhere

Meanwhile, at the mill

Henry: Ok, the strikers are not stopping,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to the game. He played two еще rounds, when this happened.

Der Cheif: I will take three cards.
Dealer: Alright. Now, it's time to bet.
Der Cheif: I am going all in.
Ponies: Ooooh.
Con: That may be a bad choice *Goes all in*
Der Cheif: For you.
Dealer: Показать everypony your hand.
Con: Straight flush
Dealer: Der Cheif. What do Ты have?
Der Cheif: *Eyes everypony with suspicion* Royal Flush.
Dealer: Der Cheif is the winner. Everypony coming back may return in two hours.
Der Cheif: *Has $26,800,983*
Con: *Slowly leaves table*

When Con returned, he heard the shower

Con: *Walks slowly to shower*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Barry
Barry
Lewis: *With Andy inside a building, talking to Barry*
Barry: How did Ты know where to find me?
Lewis: I went to a train yard, saw some gangsters, and asked if they could help. They told me to come to you.
Barry: What do Ты need me to do?
Andy: We're being threatened by these two police ponies. They want us to leave town, otherwise we'll get arrested.
Barry: What are their names?
Lewis: Bob Stone.

At night, Bob was in The Silver Ballroom when three ponies came in, and shot him.

Lewis: And Leonard Plesance.
Leonard: *Driving his car when two gangsters in a '68 Chevy pass by, and shoot Leonard. He dies,...
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Song (Start at 0:25): link

Colts: *Playing rap Музыка while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*

Song: link
 It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and вишня Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.
It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and вишня Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.


Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.

Garbage Pony: *Picking up a big garbage container with arms attached to a garbage truck. As the container...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Vin De Set, where Lewis meets Mackenzie

Shawn: *Walks in with Mackenzie, and another mare* Let's take this table. *Sits down with Mackenzie, and the other mare*
Mackenzie: Where's your friend?
Shawn: He's coming, just wait. *Sees Lewis* There he is.
Lewis: *Sits down*
Shawn: Lewis, this is the mare I was telling Ты about, Mackenzie. Say hi to each other.
Lewis: Hello Mackenzie.
Mackenzie: Hello Lewis.
Waiter: *Arrives* What'll Ты have?

We just stared at each other. Except for when the waiter was taking our orders. Mackenzie looked very beautiful, and my сердце was pounding ten times a second. Shawn...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Nyx - Fools think it will be so easy...



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Equestrian labs
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Void - *enters room* Ste- oh no...
Steven - *holds wound* U-uh
Jake - Ah Void we expected you. It's time for explanations. There was a крыса inside labs from start of cores. Now he came and shot doctor Steven here. Ты see in start we had lab in Canterlot Mountains. A reschearch to find and colonise new world! An new whole dimension. Well.... That's what most thought was happening while brutal examinations on Ponies were made by two twisted doctors - Doctor Greenleaf that passed away and Doctor Shadow... Everything behind eyes of Dan.
Void...
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