Con went to the CIE HQ after he got the call from Moneybit.
P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before Ты leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, Ты were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm about to grow into an adult dragon soon, and I have to retire.
Con: Well who's going to take your place?
??: I am
Then came a пони with a car for Con.
S: This is the пони replacing me, Sydney P. Johnson
Con: If you're S, does that make him T?
T: Exactly. The car I have arranged for Ты is a Meuzda Amuem. I added some gadgets to protect it from car thefts, while S worked on the weaponry.
S: And here is a cell phone, also capable of being a remote controller for your car.
Con: Cool.
T: Another thing you'll need *gives Con gun* We украл, палантин this from the North Koreans, so Ты don't have to worry about ammunition. Steal it from them.
Con: Anything else?
T: A куртка for Ты to wear. In case Ты fall off any ledge Ты can use an inflation device. Take the lower part of the zipper, and insert it-
S: Oh pull the tag! *pulls tag*
T: *gasps* Ты said- *falls on floor* AAAAGH!! S!!!
Con: He seems well suited for the job.
S: Yeah
Con: You're not retiring anytime soon. Are you?
S: Ты listen well Con, I've always tried to teach Ты two things. First, never let them see Ты bleed.
Con: And the second?
S: Always have an escape plan *disapeers*
T: Where did the dragon go?
Con: No clue, but I can tell Ты he's wearing a cloak.
2 B continued
P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before Ты leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, Ты were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm about to grow into an adult dragon soon, and I have to retire.
Con: Well who's going to take your place?
??: I am
Then came a пони with a car for Con.
S: This is the пони replacing me, Sydney P. Johnson
Con: If you're S, does that make him T?
T: Exactly. The car I have arranged for Ты is a Meuzda Amuem. I added some gadgets to protect it from car thefts, while S worked on the weaponry.
S: And here is a cell phone, also capable of being a remote controller for your car.
Con: Cool.
T: Another thing you'll need *gives Con gun* We украл, палантин this from the North Koreans, so Ты don't have to worry about ammunition. Steal it from them.
Con: Anything else?
T: A куртка for Ты to wear. In case Ты fall off any ledge Ты can use an inflation device. Take the lower part of the zipper, and insert it-
S: Oh pull the tag! *pulls tag*
T: *gasps* Ты said- *falls on floor* AAAAGH!! S!!!
Con: He seems well suited for the job.
S: Yeah
Con: You're not retiring anytime soon. Are you?
S: Ты listen well Con, I've always tried to teach Ты two things. First, never let them see Ты bleed.
Con: And the second?
S: Always have an escape plan *disapeers*
T: Where did the dragon go?
Con: No clue, but I can tell Ты he's wearing a cloak.
2 B continued
One regular день in Ponyville,Twilight was Чтение a book. Suddenly she heard a knock on her door.
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.
"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe Ты can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.
So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....
To be continued.............
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.
"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe Ты can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.
So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....
To be continued.............
For Skyrim: ... Cicero. Don't kill me. XD link
For The Office: Kelly. C: (The picture is so Pinkie Pie-ish. XD) link
For Warriors: Hm... maybe Squirrelflight? XD link
For 30 ROCK: Kenneth. XD 'Nuff said. link
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Chimecho. (No wiki, sorry.)
еще shall com with time! :D
me:hmm...?
*opens front door* nope just Холодное сердце bodys
*close door*
*opens 2 door*
all i see is darkness
*close 2 door*
*opens 3 door*
OMG IS THAT Link?
*close 3 door quickly*
me: e_e only two еще doors?
*opens 4th door*
*bombs every about to explode*
ME:WTF *close door very quickly*
*opens 5th door* oh its just her bedroom me: Hey! a book (but it turns out a diary)
me: i should leave it alone
Pinkie pie: What are Ты doing in my bedroom? *grabs a chainsaw*
to be continued или is it???
*opens front door* nope just Холодное сердце bodys
*close door*
*opens 2 door*
all i see is darkness
*close 2 door*
*opens 3 door*
OMG IS THAT Link?
*close 3 door quickly*
me: e_e only two еще doors?
*opens 4th door*
*bombs every about to explode*
ME:WTF *close door very quickly*
*opens 5th door* oh its just her bedroom me: Hey! a book (but it turns out a diary)
me: i should leave it alone
Pinkie pie: What are Ты doing in my bedroom? *grabs a chainsaw*
to be continued или is it???