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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have Ты noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!! *opens refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: That was..
Spike: I know. Violent
Sapphire Shores: SENSATIONAL!! Nice work getting the door open.
Spike: Thanks, but I have to make myself a milkshake *runs to house with ice cream*
Sapphire Shores: What about your fridge?
Spike: Keep it!

On the train however, things weren't going our way

Sean: Girls, do Ты hear an airplane?
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? *looks out window*
Nazis: *flying airplanes*
Sean: Get down *grabs machine gun*
Nazis: Feind in Sicht ist, machen Sie sich bereit zu feuern
Sean: *fires machine gun*
Nazis: *dodge bullets* NOW!! *shoot windows*
Rarity: Oh jeez! That one peice of glass nearly hit me!
Sean: *shoots wing on airplane*
Nazi pilot 1: Ich gehe nach unten!
Nazi pilot 2: Ich werde mit логово, ден Feinden umzugehen *gets to back of train*
Sean: He's turning around for another pass!

Still, could be worse

Spike: *sees ice cream* Great! How am I going to get it out of this box though? *sees chainsaw* Hmmmm

10 секунды later

Spike: *uses chainsaw* Here we go *gets ice cream all over house* Oh no!

2 B continued
Somewhere beyond the bloody murders and misery, there is a calm and tranquil desert. Near Appleloosa, there is a group of photographers, taking professional pictures of nature for an article. And among them, there is a жеребенок, кольт named Featherweight. He is intrigued and oblivious to his surroundings, he is only focused on what he can see through his camera lens. How unfortunate that he could not see the oncoming guards.

They were wielding a loaded винная бутыль, magnum, магнум and shotgun. He shouted at the вверх of his lungs; "WHO ARE Ты INTERLOPERS?!" the group surrendered and assured him they were just photographers....
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posted by Canada24
It was anouther beauitful день in Ponyvile.

Twilight was trying to tidy liberary room. Spike was fast asleep, and Twilight eventually had to wake him up.

"I don't want to get up" Spike groaned, lazily.

"Oh come on Spike, there's alot to done today" Twilight replied.

Spike groaned, but started getting up.

"Good boy" Twilight said, smiling.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyvile.

Spike was carrying a little red wagon, and Twilight was using magic so she could look at her to do list.

"Okay, first on the list, is return that book I borrowed... Spike, Ты still have it?"

"Wait here" Spike said,...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the замок hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue пони that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she сказал(-а) her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: Эй, AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do Ты know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by DE4DLIESTP0NY
(Originally written at link by me )


Equestria, a thriving land for ponies everywhere. Protected by the elements of harmony, its impervious to any intruders. Nothing bad ever happens and all is nice, but it wasn't always this way. Years назад there was a dark time, a war that changed the future of the land, and made it the peaceful and perfect place that it is today.

    It began one fateful день on the hills outside of Cheval City, one of the earlier settlements. Nova Sunshine, (OC) a young, intelligent mercenary with a red mane and tail, yellow body, and light розовый eyes; hoof-picked...
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posted by Tawnyjay
Chapter 9: радуга Dash



When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack...
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Let's start with яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: яблоко bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes радуга dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Ты just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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posted by pikachu700
me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees пони in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody пони right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs...
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After Twilight and изумруд left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening сказал(-а) Emerald! Its its Discord сказал(-а) Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend сказал(-а) Discord
(roar!) сказал(-а) Dark shadow. Run! сказал(-а) изумруд and twilight. What are we going to! сказал(-а) Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! сказал(-а) Twilight.
(Roar!) сказал(-а) dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us сказал(-а) Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped сказал(-а) Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................
"This can't be happening", сказал(-а) a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal день in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....
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posted by mariofan14
Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and тыква Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", сказал(-а) Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed by the замок and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", сказал(-а) Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every пони in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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posted by mariofan14
After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one еще guest: радуга Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time или what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" сказал(-а) Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown by me или anypony else!" Everypony was eager...
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posted by mariofan14
As-a we catch up on-a the griffon, we-a also see радуга Dash chasing her, but also being as silent as-a can be. The griffon then makes a stop, but where? An яблоко cart, the exact one she-a украл, палантин from, but-a why? She had to-a pay for-a what she-a took. Slowly, but surely, Rainbow's suspicion grew.

Along came Pinkie Pie, who-a was trotting along down
the bustling town streets, until she-a bumped into Gilda. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" She-a ran away, but-a Gilda went after her, and-a the радуга pegasus flies after the griffon, still being silent.

Gilda soon got a hold of-a Pinkie Pie. "What do Ты want from...
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The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the Далее part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No пони shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings


Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic


Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every пони shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme


Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
или else Pony-
ville will be doomed

*makes it out of Everfree forest*

Q.C.
*arrives at радуга Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....

Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....

Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
posted by drwhoovesluvr
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic 
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)

Derpy:
 Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one день I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong. 
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony. 
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)

Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!

Derpy:
Wha-?

Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that Эй, apologized! She's giving Ты a оладья, кекс, маффин Магазин right Далее to my кекс shop!  OMG and Ты get to have me throw Ты a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
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The Далее day, I was feeling much better. I still couldn't fly because of my wing, though. So I just stayed in my house and played with Angel. "I wish my wing would heal already, Angel."

"I think I could help." Twilight Sparkle came in.


I turned to face her. "What do Ты mean?"

"I know a spell that could heal your wing."

"Really? Do it! Do it, please!"

"Okay, okay." Twilight closed her eyes and her horn started to glow.

I saw my left wing glow, too. "It's working!" I started flapping my wings together. "Thank you, Twilight!"

"You're wel-"

I flew out of my house at lightning speed. "Must. Find....
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Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were безопасно, сейф inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ сказал(-а) that it was too dangerous to stay at яблоко Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I сказал(-а) before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I сказал(-а) to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...
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First things first, thank Ты to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony Статья I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even еще similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.

1. Ты go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and Ты admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. Ты try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. Ты do prove it.
6. Ты hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, или Фаны of ponies.
8. Ты discover who your true Друзья are through ponies.

Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best Статьи I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
"This is it, our first ration!!!" cried Sweetie Belle. They searched the area for traps and mines, punks would often set up these so they could get rid of any theives trying to steal they`re rations. "Are Ты sure this is a real one this time?" asked Appleloom. "It has to be, let`s hope for good luck." she сказал(-а) with hope.




They opened the black and blue box, hoping it wouldn`t activate a trap. "THERE THEY ARE!!! KILL `EM, FOR THE CAVE!!!" Scootaloo grabbed the box and ran, BOOM!!! a smoke mine went off choking Scootaloo. She fell to the ground, still cluching the box in between her hooves....
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