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Red rose caught up to tropical breeze as coffe cream was in the background yelling out remarks about the wedding. "Hey Breeze, why didt your freak out about the wedding like the rest of ponyville?" They looked around to see ponys hyperventilating and fanning them selfs off with the paper the announcement had came on.

"Uh because it's his choice! I'm not gonna tell him he can't marry her. Besides now I know what his "Important" buisness is!" By this time they had gotten to the train station. All kinds of ponys where now rushing to buy tickets to Cantorlot. Red rose just pushed all the ponys away and made a path to get to the train.

Once they got to the train conductor, they asked if he could wait five еще минуты for their freaking out friend down the street. The conductor just sighed, "Do Ты know how many ponys have asked that today??" She showed them to the seats, but the only seats open had one other пони their.

They put their luggage up, (like on Harry Potter.) and sat by the pony. "Wow, these seats are really Cushy!" Red rose was feeling the leather to try to find out the material. "Hi, I'm Tropical breeze, this is red rose. We have another friend somewhere named Coffee cream."

The пони smiled, "what's up? Hi I'm snow flake!" Red rose looked at her with awe. "Your the пони that trained with радуга dash right?!?" Snow smiled even bigger " yup that's me!" Coffee cream ran in as that was said.

"Some pony… just tried to… take my train ticket to Cantorlot!" She opened the window and yelled out, "AND Ты CAN'T HAVE IT DERPY!!" Cream striatend her mane and sat down. "Hello, I'm coffee cream. Why are Ты going to Cantorlot?"

Snow flake gave a deep face, "we'll duh! I'm going to the Далее royal wedding!!" Tropical breeze had made everyone smoothies some how and was passing them out. Snow flake started sipping on hers. "Ya! Isint it exciting? Uncle flash finally got someone to marry him!!" Snow flake spit out her льстец, смузи on coffee cream. "your related?!?!"

The rest of the train trip consisted of how it will feel to be related to royalty and how to get the smell of Strawberrys and carrots off of coffee cream.

They finally arrived at Cantorlot, everyone started to get off in a very slow fashion. Toopie had gone ahead and was crawling over people to get to the exit. "Oh toopie! Wait for us!" Tropical breeze was trying her best to get through all the crowds.

Once the four ponys were out of the train, snow flake got he bag and сказал(-а) "see Ты guys at the wedding!" She flew off toward the castle. "Wow, she's a cool пони don't Ты think cream?" Red rose looked at coffe cream for her answer but cream was rubbing "apple cinnamon" lotion all over her sled. "Uh never mind."

"EWWWWW!!" Yelled someone through the crowd "THE OCTOPUS IS ON MY LUGGAGE!!" Tropical breeze ran to where toopie was sitting. A gentlecolt was standing their mad. "Oh I'm so sorry sir! Toopie is at a rebellious age and he doesn't know what he was doing!"

The пони snorted "well Ты country ponys have much to learn!" "Hey! Ты can't just tell her how to take care of her pet!" сказал(-а) coffee cream "who do Ты think Ты are!" The пони gave a stiffened smile "why, I'm Bartholomew the 50th! The richest пони in all Equestria!!" Red Rose was trying not to smile "and what does princess Celestia think about that?"

"UGGG! Ты country people are so annoying!!" He grabbed his luggage and walked down the road. "Right before he was out of sight he turned around and yelled "Hooligans!!" Tropical breeze yelled back, "WHAT?!? We ain't no Hooligans!"

Two ponys stepped out of a crowd "who's calling Ты a Hooligan?" Tropical breeze turned around "UNCLE FLASH!" Tropical breeze ran and jumped on flash sentry.

Cream and rose just watched. "Wow... He's hot." Coffee cream grabbed toopie and threw it on red rose. "Hey, that hurt!" сказал(-а) red rose. "He's about to get married! Ты can't just say stuff like that in puplic anymore!" Red rose gave an evil smile "watch me."

"FLASH SENTRY IS FREAKING HOT!!" Yelled red rose. All the crowds of people stared at her. "Excuse me?" сказал(-а) a pony. Red looked behinde her, and was face to face with Princess Twilight sparkle.

"Well" сказал(-а) coffee cream "this is akward."



End of part 2!!!
Hope it was ok. I'm tired so its not the best.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the Назад attack, или were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that ракета to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see Ты again
Con: Fenix, Ты can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least Ты have one.
Fenix: So what do Ты want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get Ты there

6 минуты later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what Ты want to do is cut the rope right when Ты hit the water....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss Ты around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen Ты in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: Ты don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do Ты see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. еще serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a пони there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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 Лондон race track
London race track
There would be four races in London. радуга Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That радуга mare is going down.
Russian pony87: Ты sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: Ты can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do Ты mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: Ты forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our Герои we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do Ты have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take Ты on at the raceway if Ты want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: Ты ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. Ты two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* Ты in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where радуга Dash comes in. Ты hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy день in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy день because they thought they would be afflicted by a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This пони was making its way towards Sweet яблоко Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the пони knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for яблоко Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If Ты don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta Ты near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - огонь огонь *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... Ты ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was огонь everywhere... they was knocked on 5 минуты and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another пони is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the звезда wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: Эй, look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Ты from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are Ты doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did Ты do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: Ты sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other ракета carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's Переместить up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... Ты live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what Ты want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... Ты suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: Эй, isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want Ты in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did Ты do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my постель, кровати room window....
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It was a regular день in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So Ты from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on Ты guys.
Sean: I'll meet Ты there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: Ты always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What Ты might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would Ты like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell Ты what. Ты make this лодка go faster, and I'll pay Ты for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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